Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[Drea] I'm not gonna die alone, okay? -[Kenya] Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
Here you go, it's melting.
-She uses, like, coconut sugar-- -What the fuck are you talking about?
What are we gonna do?
I-- I don't know! Will you stop and listen to me? Focus!
-Get in the car. -[Kenya] Oh, right.
What?
[Joya] You want me to help you pick out a t-shirt?
-It's like a win-win for both of us. -Dude, did I ask you to bring me a Frap?
What I do know is I liked things a little bit better
We deserved that. Like, it turned out
put-upon, lost-youth-having daughter.
It's-- You can make jokes of it however much you want,
What? No. No, I only deal with Sarkis if I absolutely have to.
But I'm only telling you the truth because we don't lie to each other, right?
a little after-party at Eddie Murphy's house with bowling--
I lied to you.
Babe, you think you can, um...
[Chloe] Okay, but it does kinda look good against the black sweatshirt.
You got that from everything I just said.
Uh, it's like if Malia Obama comes anywhere near pot,
You look like it!
My friend got weed from this guy she knows and she brought it with us.
Stop saying "thot." You sound like an idiot.
Then we can avoid this conversation in the future. You get the points.
Danny's dude dealt out of a sideswiped C-Class
Did you know Chloe was here?
[Drea laughing] Oh, my God!
Did you just compare yourself to Sasha and Malia Obama?
Maybe there's hope for us.
People start seeing this shit, what are they gonna say?
Babe, is it weird that we're going to this shit?
I had six children with a woman who'd have six children with a sociopath.
[Joya] We just need to be out of here in the next two minutes.
Okay, everything's a joke, dude.
♪ Get out the way Get the fuck up out my way, yeah... ♪
Haley
Feels like that's how we roll?
Guess this is what they would say the other side of White Gaze is.
Drea,
But it's cool, yeah!
You'd probably pick out some American Apparel bullshit.
Dude, you go get it. Look, I'mma give you the money
that for every minute a woman works out,
white athletic socks with Adidas sandals.
Armenia's next to Iraq, or Iran, depending on who you ask.
-But I'm the sociopath? -Yeah.
[crowd cheering]
No! No. I'll-- I'll get the Molly.
-Stay here. -Huh?
Bush-league.