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I'm getting the one next door,
Look at you sitting there,
Time to meet your maker.
I know the point of conquering Earth.
the Robolution has overturned the lizards.
You want to eat me, don't you?
and there's someone out there waiting for you, I, uh --
or she's trapped in a marriage to a toilet thief.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
And what did you do today?
As the latest planet to develop our app,
Uh, that's not how apps work.
I'm gonna daughter your brains out, bitch.
Rick, did you take the Tapatío?
and too little about love.
He seems to reallywant to develop an app.
-Oh, uh, uh... -Uh, someone wanted a gun?
It took my wife.
It will be when I find whoever shit in my toilet.
Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me
-Impossible. Here she is. -Mwah.
I've got a quick solo adventure to go on,
Dad, you can, and you have to.
Y-You think we're stupid, but we're not.
-Danny? -Summer Smith?
She joined ISIS.
What would your girlfriend think of you murdering?
I can't. I'm an intern.
We can spend our lives fighting that,
Deal with this shit on your own.
Did you want to develop an app?
King of shit Throne of loneliness
So we'll be taking yours.
I'm being assaulted!
-That is so Danny. -Summer!
He can eat as many of these as he wants.
[ Keyboard beeps ]
Man, fuck you, Summer.
-Ribbit, ribbit. -Ribbit, ribbit.
Here.We're not allowed to use those apps.
I'm gonna mother you until your 18th birthday,
Susan, is conference room three available?
Okay. Alright.
Vegan Fiber Chili, delicious family recipe,
Hey, uh -- Hey, uh, Tony's dad,
what is their version of it called?