Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe I should get my own cat. I'm not working. I'm home all day.

Best-case scenario: You get the smartest cat in the world. He still craps in your house.

I've heard of kissing cousins. But, Have you ever heard of doing it cousins? YUK!!

I noticed you were trying to read it.

Little Red Riding Bitch!

I, uh... I kinda have, like, a passion for T-shirt logos.

God gave me a perm, too, but he hit me below the belt.

Oh, God, Eric! That was so long ago.

Yeah, I gotta admit, Donna, that was a nice burn.

so my mom's making me clean the basement.

Gets pretty boring around here too.

Last week, I overheard my parents talking, and I found out that I'm adopted.

Well, unfortunately, Penny is my cousin.

and you're a throbbing red pile.