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Mom, Dad, can... can Penny and I be alone for a minute?
Oh! I gotta go to the store.
Surprise!
Stop staring at your cousin.
This has taught me a lesson.
That's the thing about fish: They just love the feel of the human hand.
See, I kind of have a crush on you.
"Man-panties"?
Eric, what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted?
- Lobster face! - Ow!
Here's my problem with cats.
"Eric's stealing cookies." "Eric's playing with fire."
Look, man, if you don't do it...
So, technically, we're not even related.
Pets are called "pets" because you pet them.
I am a nurturer.
You're so... shiny.
Whore.
What are you doing, Forman?
Don't look at me. Mrs. Paul killed these.
Hey, guys? I'm thinking about getting a perm.
Ow!
Oh, at least I don't... I don't miss the bedpans.