Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?
Hold your horses, young man. Here in Texas, we pray before we eat.
...when in fact I was being fed false data...
If you don't mind, there's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles...
- Hey. Do you wanna talk? - About what?
No, no. You're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.
Yeah, but research into dark energy proved...
That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.
New plan.
That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.
All right, I've had enough. Attention, everyone.
...and tried to choke me to death with the Force, so I'd say a little better.
You see that? I added the "ensian."
Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies? Ha-ha-ha.
Ugh, this is ridiculous.
It's not true.
What about you? Raj, is it?
...I gave you the snowflake, and we were kissing, and...
...you can expect a very effusive footnote and perhaps a signed copy.
...so he tells Spock stuff he knew wasn't true.
I don't know what Arctic expedition you were on...
All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream...
Hey, how's Sheldon doing?
I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech.
- It was the only way to make him happy. - Why'd you have to make him happy?