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The fact that I'm home safe doesn't prove it worked.
Oh, baby, they knew very well why they hated you.
Thank you for carving a smiley face in my sandwich.
Just go help Sheldon.
- Oh. That poor thing. - Yeah, I feel terrible.
No, Mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety.
We were going to throw his Kindle outside.
- He's your best friend. - But I already saw him naked.
...you were so happy.
I Call It The Murray And Luigi
All right. I'm home.
...and humiliate me in front of the whole university.
- Howdy, ma'am. - Howdy to you too. You got here quick.
You'll take a cola.
Fed.
I can't believe we spent 1 week in that frozen hell
It means I wish you weren't going,