Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks to you, my career is over. I will spend the rest of my life here...
- Here you go, Shelly. - Thanks, Mom.
Me
Well, of course I'm gonna do something.
Well... Leonard. Aren't you gonna do something?
Will you please take that stupid hat off?
You are planning a party for me, aren't you?
Great to see you too. Come on in.
You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers, which polymerize...
If this is about the night the heat went out...
Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing?
I'm sorry. This does not look like Texas. Where's the tumbleweeds?
Well, let me just tell you. While I do not currently have a retort...
So do you want to talk about what happened...
His eyes came out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese.
Previously on Angry Birds Toons
Oh, yes. In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital D.
Maybe you can.
- Can I get you something to drink? - No, thank you.
...trying to teach evolution to creationists.
...I thought it was a hoot and a half.
- Howard. - I don't care...
Damn his Vulcan hearing
Sheldon went home to Texas.
And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con.
I sent an e-mail to everyone at the university...
My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.