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## The Simpsons ##
The hospital?!
Oh, honey...
After all, you wouldn't have come back here right now After all, you wouldn't have come back here right now
- Whoa! - Hey, all right!
Yeah, but I hear about it.
if I hadn't become if I hadn't become
Slow down!
Someday I'll buy you a real castle.
What do you think about?
Thanks, Mom.
The tenth wedding is on the house.
''So You've Ruined Your Life.''
This castle is impregnable.
on your salary.
Any ring is fine, as long as it's from you.
Maria, eh? I'll remember that name
Oh, well, he's always happy.
No, you listen.
Did you get the job?
Where you left it.
As the years went by...
They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans.
Here. Shake hands with the Slash-Co.
No! Because you'll never do any better.
Big shots...
Feisty, yet spineless.
Wow. I'll take that ring.
Well, what color is it-- blue or purple?
Good God!
Oh!
Ah, beautiful.
If I didn't know better, I'd swear...
What a crappy candle.