Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?

Everyone has a tell...

Liz, nobody's gonna believe that a killer robot

would be choking to death alone in her apartment.

So, what are you saying, Pete, I should just be a lesbian?

Poker night? I love poker!

Another one bites the dust.

You're trying to bring logic to the robot-bear sketch?

and I kind of think that's what's starting to happen here.

If you lose... you go on home.

Oh, well, look, obviously, this is a miscommunication.

but, um, do you ever worry about choking to death alone

Is that what I do? Am I doing that right now?

all the way to Stone Mountain.

3 can't go here. 3 can't go here.

What made you think I was gay?

Donaghy, what up?

I have three pieces of advice for any of you playing tonight.

We're just friends, like Oprah and Gayle.

Uh, present-day Linda Ronstadt.

Yeah, I don't think those must become real games. Yeah, I don't think those must become real games.

shows a rare combination

Face cards are wild, 3 is a jinx, 5s are 2s.

Yeah, I don't think those are real games.

Whatever. Get ready to get took.

There was a tall, gangly, red-haired guy

It's gonna be a complete disaster.

Am I going on a date with Tom DeLay?

we'll move in together and be roommates?

Great to meet you. Hi.