Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That skit was funny. Like, monkey funny.

The point is, why do I care what Tracy thinks?

and people bring you soup.

Just because I'm the complete package...

- We are gonna prove Tracy wrong... - Bored.

Look, when no conceivable good can come of something, don't engage.

They're leaning towards Jamie Lee Curtis.

Okay, name one funny monkey.

I watch Castle,

Football, motorcycles, steak restaurants,

Sorry, Liz. I'm not even sure they serve brunch after... the '90s.

Because I will take them out.

I don't care if it takes all day.

Heavenly Father.

Can you help me?

Thank you for being so...

Is accepting who you are the secret to getting what you want?

Or can we agree that we're all just monkeys with suitcases

writing articles about them.

I will prove to you once and for all that women are just as funny as monkeys.

See, that's the kind of hilarious button chicks can't come up with.

That woman was Pizzarina Sbarro,

Oh, Jack, Ryan. Ryan, Jack.

The truth hurts.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Carol Burnett, Lily Tomlin --

All this talk of Great Escaping and Pokémons got me thinking.

It's gonna be a series of mean statements.