Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

modeling happiness after million-dollar-budget movies.

-[Georgia] Yeah. -Okay.

Oh, Georgia never went to college.

[footsteps departing]

Listen, Joe, the other night,

[whispers] Come here.

[inhales] I'm getting married.

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪

so they don't think I'm this terrible monster marrying their son.

You work for me, and at the office, I am your boss.

I, uh, was young when we had Ginny.

Santa points a big spotlight on George Jones saying,

to the "mustache, manly, hee-haw, Paul Bunyan" Christmas tree destruction.

Who do you take me for, Whitey Bulger?

[mellow music plays]

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

-♪ And a Happy New Year ♪ -[laughs]

Okay, how do you feel?

You know, I really thought I could do it.

Plus, I want it to be a big, fun Christmas surprise, right?

Of course I need help! Paul's parents have never been here,

even as a little girl.

-Mom. What are you doing? -Show me!

the life-sized gingerbread house there,

[instrumental version of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays]

Well, we have to do something! We gotta help her.

Georgia, what about you? Where'd you go to school?

[whimsical music plays]

-[Ginny sobbing] -Come here.

I mean, God, Georgia, I am--

Wow, that is a real tree.

♪ Make me ♪

[Georgia laughs, sniffles]

Ginny, you must be applying to college soon.

[cutlery clanking]

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

Welcome. [laughs]

Yep. I also liked a photo of her and Josh.

-[Ginny] We could use some glitter magic. -♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪

I'm just gonna grab some more wine.

That kid is a little too comfortable with an axe.

Men can cry, Samantha. Grow up.

"A perfectly set table, no money trouble."

Is that another joke?

[Silver chuckles]

-All right, I'm gonna take off. -What? Why?

[panting] Come on.

Christmas was ruined way before this.

Yeah, put it next to the zombie.

-[Austin] Guys, watch this. -[Paul clears throat]

I can assure all Millers that my family does not care about butter knives.

♪ Walk away and forget about it ♪

♪ O star of wonder ♪

-[Paul] Did somebody order a tree? -[door closes]

Um, yeah, sure.

[Bracia laughs]

[Georgia sighs]

Listen, she's just a kid. All right? She didn't mean any of that.

Max, do you see my gingerbread house?

-I wish I had someone to kiss. -Oh yeah? Well, ho, ho, ho.