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and are feeling dumb 'cause no one knows what an alderman does,
Presents, presents, presents.
Now, do you have any more of those hidden anywhere?
[Georgia clears throat]
-[Joe] Yeah, okay. -I just…
You are a cute little Tiny Tim.
Paul's parents hate me, Zion's parents hate me,
He was also your lawyer in New Orleans after your first husband went missing,
I understand that you're going through a difficult time with Ginny right now,
[sighs]
and she has a lot of angst and feelings
[hesitates] Was that Austin's dad?
Right?
I don't hate you.
[Georgia breathing deeply]
-[sighs] -I'm sorry I… I ruined Christmas.
-This is good, I like this. -Good, because for you I got…
Add a little sparkle to anything, and no one will see the ugly underneath.
[sniffles] Cutting,
[sniffles]
It's Christmas-tree time. You ready?
No bones.
Okay, breaks over. Love you, mean it.
["Silent Night" ends]
[mellow music plays]
Ginny burns herself, Zion.
Is that my nickname or…
If this is what the North Pole is like, I truly hope the elves have unionized.
Not a bachelor pad like you bring a lot of girls back here or anything, 'cause…
We have a no return policy, so…
'cause you're not.
[sighs, chuckles]
[Zion] She's not a Divine Nine, Mom.
[Georgia exhales]
-This is so not his thing. -Christmas?
-I didn't mean to embarrass you. -I said I was fine.
Why are you so, mm… [in high-pitched voice] "Hello!"?
[inhales]
Eat the rich.
-[girl] Bye! -Bye.
Our little girl, she takes a lighter and she burns herself.
[tense music plays]
Okay, that's not fair.
Sure.
Ugh, like a beacon in the dark, my friend.
I do not need your help, I assure you.
♪ To you and your kin ♪
She'll be okay, she's a big girl.
Thank you.
-[Georgia] Gil. -[Gil] Surprise.
[grunts]
Marcus and I painted all your presents together.
I know. I like reducing a man to tears.
[laughs]
Or are you just trying to embarrass me at every turn?
For the record, still not happy about the gun.
-[Paul] I know. -[exhales]
-[Paul stifles laugh] -Okay.
Oh, and Georgia, how are you doing with the… the holidays?
He said that our gingerbread house exists in a post-apocalyptic world.
♪ Every night ♪
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
No, you didn't. She just needs a little bit of time,
or I'm gonna cry in front of all those people, okay?
[crowd cheers]
[Paul] I'm serious.
I'm gonna find it.
I'm actually hosting the new future in-laws for… for Christmas Eve, so…
♪ Forget about it ♪ ♪ Hush ♪
♪ It's pretty likely it will rain… ♪
I didn't know you had a sister.
[Paul] Austin!