Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

or drink too much or don't come home at all.

- It's like soup. - You hate soup.

you were raised better than that.

I would like it on the left like I asked.

I meant to buy those tickets.

Great. My phone is broken, and it's your fault.

Well, uh, I can't remember his name.

Someone must have hit me when

I always thought you were rolling your eyes at me.

Oh, baby, I miss you, too.

Well, that could happen any day.

and I'm just as educated as anyone else.

Fine, but you are driving home, because today, I'm reelin' in the wine.

Half those details were from "Love Actually."

Colors are brighter. Tastes are tastier.

So, did she ever cop to the Playbills?

What in the he...

They're in the car, but I don't think I should drive.

Look, we're getting off track here.

who still want to torque their doolies on the phone,

I was just out in the garage. Is there anything you want to tell me?

All right, be safe.

You always had the prettiest voice in Central America.

Good morning, sunshine. How was your night in the yard?

How do you figure that?

throw her future away by getting back together with him.

I got rid of your exercise machine.

Okay. I'm gonna stop you right there.

I'm not surprised you're answering phones at a prison.

is filled with jelly beans. How cute is that?

- Huh? - Check her phone.

Honey, it's fine.

You say it didn't happen, it didn't happen.

I was putting away that harmless laundry when I stepped on Luke's skateboard,

It's gonna be an even worse day.

But talking about accidents,