Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yes, hi. Um... -How can I help you?

after two decades?

[cashier] Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?

The fuck are you still doing here?

Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me?

We're gonna meet Ryan Phillippe.

or a hedgehog with, like, a top hat

and start to believe conspiracy theories. Don't go there.

well, um, we brought one of our mobile mammovans here today.

Couple Minor League Baseball players

-I'm just gonna... Okay. -Yes. Yes.

which is good, you know?

We'll keep you in mind.

-Turn that fucking mic on. -[Lori] Um,

Say Yes to the Dress is on.

We're not gonna do feelings today.

I'm grinding behind the scenes

Let's see, a few...

-of all bumm... ers. Yeah. -Oh, my God.

gives over 5,000 mammograms a year.

so we can have this conversation when the time is right, okay?

-We are fucking done here. -[Darcy] Mm-hmm.

I can't believe you have a valet. It's like,

Mom. I don't want perks.

Um, anyways, thinking through the logistics of it,

She's not smart enough

just crashed into the patio doors.

on underserved communities.

But anyway, in terms of my show,

about Kevin Costner. I almost fucked him once.

Yeah, whatever.

um, do you ski?

Know what? I was going to, um...

I'm kind of busy right now.

kind of sitting at the center, greeting people?

I just want a cup of fucking mini M&M's.

It shows just the perfect part of a woman's arm,