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Can't imagine anything bringing me down right now.
- And you're Canadian? - Mm-hmm.
for an ambience of springtime rejuvenation.
- We were thinking maybe we'd just get a dog. - Get a puppy!
No. No. I cannot go back to that strip club.
That's great.
Uh-huh. Got it.
I know this probably comes as quite a disappointment.
[Ted Narrating] It seemed like there was no changing Robin's mind.
- The Jerky Boys are funny. - The Jerky Boys aren't funny! They are awful!
[Both Gasping]
Our baby heard The Jerky Boys!
"currency rotation specialist."
[Audience Shouting] Tails! Heads! Tails!
lie together as man and wife until Lily is great with child.
- [Both Exhale] - To Lily and Marshall.
[Camera Shutter Clicks]
Lily, we have to relax. There's no need to panic.
You know, in case I freak out... when I freak out.
I should get a Christmas-themed movie snack for tomorrow night.
Oh, come on. That wasn't my fault.
Okay, I also said I would never make out with a garbageman.
- It's a Christmas-themed movie snack. - Mmm.
to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News.
Why the sudden obsession with Heads or Tails?
[Gasping] The iPod was on shuffle!
No. Unacceptable.
Well, it turns out that Heads or Tails has a job opening.
Because while this was happening...
They're totally on to us. What do we do?
Everybody gets a lap dance!
[Imitating Gunfire]