Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, this changes everything.
- [Coin Rings] - Ow!
# Why all these lights popping off in my face? #
I gotta take that World Wide News job.
for, like, a millisecond.
- [Both Screaming] - It's positive!
But first you need to head down to Security.
- You mean "coin flip bimbo"? - They're not bimbos.
And to show you that I'm serious...
Okay. That seems easy.
You know I laugh with my whole body.
But they only offered me a boring, low-paid, off-camera research job.
You see, while this was going on...
Okay, let's not go there, Scherbatsky. That's a whole other thing.
- To Lily and Marshall. - Well, thank you.
So, if I get a large popcorn, you wanna go splitskies, or...
Ted, if I, um... if I ever get married... and you're not the guy I'm marrying...
Oh, crap. Lily's having a baby, and I'm having a panic attack.
I mean, we've never been happier.
I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.
It's what I do.
Hey, looks like somebody got a new gig!
And I'm still single.
## [Man Singing: Rock]
I was on the phone with Punchy, my best friend from high school...
Let's leave. Then the waving will make sense.
Merry Christmas.
and I don't wanna be sad Aunt Robin...
Just keep smiling. Maybe wave.