Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Ted Narrating] In December of 2010...
- As honored as I am by the offer, um... - [Phone Chirping]
You cut a hole in the floor, she reaches into the living room, finds the tree.
I'll call 'em right now!
- You're a journalist. What is the matter with you? - It's a national audience.
...things! - This is the one he got.
I wanna be cool Aunt Robin...
then I'm not sure that I can raise a child with you, liver lips!
why not bang someone in need?
[Ted Narrating] Where was Barney? Let's back up again.
[Gasps] Thank you, decimal point.
I know what you're thinkin'. "I wish I was a dude."
You auditioned, didn't you?
And there's no greater gift than the gift of booty.
# O holy night #
Barney, I'm a minister.
- Velour tracksuits! - [Cheering]
No, don't wavel That makes no sensel
where you give people in need clothes for job interviews?
Fine. If you don't think The Jerky Boys are funny...
This is what happiness feels like, right?
and nothing will make it go away!
- You're not pregnant. - [Both Gasping]
Uh, yeah, it's hard to take criticism from someone...
[Men] # Christmastime is here again #
Oh, God. Okay, listen. When we meet them, we have to keep it together.
I can't give this suit back.
I'm so happy my heart's pounding.
who had recently asked me to be his best man.
even though we beg you to take us off that list.