Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with an extremely simple premise.

- Sure. - [Ted Narrating] The next hour got pretty weird.

You interested?

You'll see pics of the two of 'em in next week's e-mail. What up!

Here it comes. Hit me up, Schmos.

- Son? - It's just an expression. I'm still not your dad.

You are gonna give me a lap dance!

but our Vegas oddsmaker tells us that the next toss is still just 50-50.

- I hope she can't tell what I'm thinking right now. - [Thinking] I can.

Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as my best man.

- You're not pregnant. - Well, that did it.

Let's hope Santa brings you a girlfriend this year, Teddy.

They're not doing something meaningful with their lives.

Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight.

You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity.

Where the hell are Marshall and Lily?

Yeah. Why wouldn't we be?

Well, you are looking at the new associate researcher at World Wide News.

You're the new coin flip bimbo?

I'm committed. I'm riding this wave straight to hell.

I'm gonna give y'all a bunch of free stuff.

Hi. Mr. Trebek, um, this is Robin Scherbatsky.

and it's making me less happy about this bonus.

And so, Jordan, for one million dollars...

All I got was a $15 gift card to Costa Coffee.

I'm not going back either.