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Big mistake. But go on.
Can I ask you a question that's plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
- You're not pregnant. - [Gasps]
[Ted Narrating] Let's back up one last time.
Peonies, lavender blossoms with a halo of baby's breath...
[Beep]
this was happening.
Why did I choose Ted to be my best man?
We give them food, a place to live, clothes for job interviews.
before you Trebek yourself.
- You took the Heads or Tails job? - Yeah.
Ergo, a suit is born. [Chuckles]
I thought you finally got that interview at World Wide News.
Check out what I'm gonna buy for myself.
Nice.
What was the year of the coin again?
What am I doing with my life?
There's an alien growing in my stomach that's gonna explode out of my vaginal
- You're sure you're not missing a decimal point? - Nope.
[Robin] I have never seen you guys looking so at peace.
We're seeing a Christmas movie.
As in my end-of-the-year bonus check.
## [Ends]
Oh, God, I'm freakin' out.
Starting Monday, I'm a currency rotation sp...
Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
How do you even make... I've never seen you make that face.
[Imitates Buzzer] "Bonus."
Merry Christmas!
Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!
- # Snow on the ground, snow in the... # - Hey. You guys okay?
- I'm pregnant. - What?
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