Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, here's the thing.
Toy.
We have Groom One and he is ready to walk along with his best man.
I am scared.
It means a lot to me.
Yeah, we can actually afford to fill two houses now.
Come on in, guys!
Oh...
I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do.
What's that then?
Oh, that's really hot! It burns!
What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with her?
Is it like a new sexy thing?
Oh, my God!
I thought we were sisters.
No, not really.
Yeah, I did say that.
Yes, there's heaps in the kitchen. Help yourself.
With our phones.
Thanks a lot.
Boob! Boob! Boob!
Don't get too psyched because you haven't sold it yet.
Hi, neighbours!
Hey, sweet tart!
Well, less of you. Like Labradoodles.
No, no. You were fine. You were great. You were good.
But all I had was the punch.
It's all gone!
Keep getting pledges and you can dress them up like idiots.
Nope. That is a popular children's cartoon character of today.
Oh, sorry.
A sorority.
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
I don't know, but I think it's the best possible outcome.
Hey, cheeky girl!
And you screamed at me,
Just wanted to double-check.
That's a good point.
What's a 401K
Look, I don't know what the rules are.
We tried. We tried our asses off. This is not gonna work.
What the fuck? What are we gonna do?
So was I.
This punch tastes kind of funny.
I got the old people away. Everything's fine.
Oh!
The whole system is against us and that's all there is to it.
And here I am, and I'm gonna do weed.
The weed! Oh, shit!
Missed you guys.
They wanna tear us apart.
That's it. Powerful. Power. Yeah!
the sorority that lives next to our new house, so that's why.
Stella just got fucked.
Where's who? You're lying to me!
Bye.
When Stella was a little baby.
BFF! BFF! BFF!
and you want the baby to stay while you go see a movie? Unacceptable.
We don't have any furniture. We're gonna go bankrupt.
I don't know. You're hungry.
All butts up! Go!
I don't fucking know.
Momma.
I'm freaking out about Paula having a baby.
We have no money to pay for it,
so I don't look like a loser.
We've made a shit ton of money,
Meet the girls of Kappa Nu.
No, it's all a lie. It's a deception.
It's on.
I liquidated my 401K for this.
Who's we?
What's that supposed to mean?
- Okay. - Okay.
Oh, fuck! Paula.
Pecking order, you know?
No. Nothing like that.
It still hurts my feelings.
Minions! Minions!
and could not support your cause more.
Just blend in.
This song right here goes out to my girls in Kappa Nu.
You want to criticize that?
I just don't want to miss out on anything.
She takes up this much space.
Okay.
Yeah, exactly like that.
We're gonna be landlords! How hard could it be?
Darren, can you back the fuck off?
Kind of smells a little funky!
Oh, my prince, come for me!
You're adults. You're in college.
He's right.
Give us that back! No!
She's just in a garden somewhere in a ball gown.
Black cock.
I'm yours
Maybe a few thousand dollars.
I have a criminal record now because of you guys.
Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?
They can sell it for $50 a gram if they want to.
Yeah.
Where did that come from?
Really far.
No. Oh, wow.
Fuck yes!
No... Did you know that sororities don't have the right to party?
That is sexist!
Bitch asshole Goldie locks
the old people pretending to be the landlord.
Really, I won't take up too much room?
But anyway, that's what you need to know. Who is Teddy Sanders?
Look at this. Families are meeting.
We tented our house. We have to be out for three days.
No, I'm fine.
Do we have a deal, chancellor?
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Yes!
that you'd find out soon enough?
- You knew that? - I did know that.
And you're moving into a fucking sorority.
Right now! Who cares? Give us the money! Yes!
through all of college, man!
That way Kappa Nu
I brought my boyfriend by.
Hey, I didn't say it.
Thanks, you guys. Thanks, guys.
I'm Shelby.
Shelby, they would never say you were too intense if you were a man.
Let's try something else.
She'll be our best friend forever. Yeah.
Why the hell is he here?
Kappa Nu welcomes you.
I forgot she existed.
I am a human woman. I had to watch that.
Probably.
Really? What?
What's happening here?
F you guys! That shit's brilliant!
They're real alternative, real edgy.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
I'm All-State track and field, bitch!
That's not true.
You ride in the car. We got bottled water.
I need to go for a run.
They're tiny, they're the size of a little shoebox.
Oh, my God. You guys are just like us.
This isn't exactly what I expected, you know?
I'm gonna call her. Definitely call her.
Come into your house.
And these girls are fucked, man.
You don't have to do that. Tell me!
Nothing's on. Why would it be on?
All of the members that they've recruited
We're gonna throw everything we can at this door.