Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We gonna sell... - Weed!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Guys, we gotta act fast. What are we gonna do?
Yeah. !
Wait!
Thank you so much! Yeah. Right. Okay.
Give us a little more.
The fumigation took so much of our money
will have to rush other sororities,
And I don't know what we're gonna do about it.
We didn't put out any punch.
Don't call them hoes.
- No, it's boiling hot! - Oh.
Well, we didn't tell you to do that.
No, man.
Stop it! Slow down!
This is so much better than I ever thought college could be.
It worked!
Ladies, we can come to some sort of
Your maiden name's Dundee?
Like, when a boy gets laid, it's awesome.
Fuck! Fine!
Was driving to get it checked out, hit by a bus. Dead.
They've become everything that they've hated.
- You don't do drugs. - Do you?
You are going back to the dorm!
You didn't tell me your biggest secret
What up, homies?
What the hell was that? Was that a bird?
Oh, shit! Fuck!
No, I don't know how to hot-wire.
What?
Fucking Jimmy.
An app that makes pics of your dick bigger.
What's a 401K?
No. We're actually being evicted, okay?
Yes, I'm Beth.
Get your shit together!
Well, I watch that cartoon every night.
I love you so much.
The weed! The weed!
You know what? Girls are worse than guys!
Let's get you married, okay?
According to the Greek Council, we can't.
We're never gonna lose each other.
You can tell me.
Kappa Nu.
Looks like a really soft sweater.
I love you. I love you!
Oh, no.
Is it me? Are you nauseated by me?
Yeah, baby!
All right, everybody. Look alive, look alive!
Give us more!
I'm the oldest person there now by six years.
And one was Indian.
And then I asked you three times,
Just pretend it's seven pounds of meat, just try it.
Hi, sweetie. Hi, baby. Hey.
All right.
That is so fucked up. You bad, girl!
We kind of smelled a little something weird when we were here before.
Oh, that was totally...
Play with your toy, sweetie. Play with your toy.
You can do anything here.
Are you ready to meet your cousin, Jimmy Jr.?
you can do this.
It's nothing like it!
I shouldn't have eaten that McRib.
where I'm valued!
I wanna spank them all.
We shut this motherfucker down at all costs.
But it was good to see her.
It's a barely used refrigerator.
We're entering! Put on your clothes!
WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC
I'm gaining a best friend's husband.
Oh, God!
Hillary Clinton.
I'm just gonna say it!
No, that...
If you're lucky, and you make the cut,
Oh, I think we know how to be parents.
Um, can we have a quick chat with you guys for a second?
Oh, that's filthy!
High school kind of sucked, if we're being totally honest.
It worked with the guys. Why won't it work with the girls?
When can we move in?
It's 3:00 a.m. where I am in Australia!
This is Jimmy Jr.'s favorite.
So, what are we gonna do?
and I don't really know what to...
Poker night!
get them to do almost anything you want.
stop young people from having fun!
S-O-R-R-I-R-O-I-T-I-T-Y.
Yeah, she's joking around.
Pick my cotton fields you white men The best
She's quite overdressed really, isn't she?
Hey, Dad!
And I said, Who are you, Kelly Dhundee?
Time to save my family.
They've lost their way.
I think this is my thing now!
Come on.
I dropped her on her head.
Let's do what parents do better than anything,
My only skill is planning parties.
Teddy! Relax!
They'll pay their dues,
It's a very important question to ask yourself.
Kappa Nu steals from you.
Are you around here? Are you hiding somewhere?
Go to the hospital!
I went where you told me to meet you!
Porco Dio porco dio porco dio porc o dio porco dio porco dio porco
Can we rent your house for overflow?
So you get to be just as dumb as boys now?
Girl, you don't have to say it. We get it.
I think she's okay.
Me, too.
Oh, you're getting warmer. Getting warmer.
That's great!
I was in a bad place
Because that house had multiple offers.
Were all of you smoking weed?