Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is just a giant arrow pointing upstairs so they can fuck us.
I don't like this.
Yes. Great. Well, yeah, so...
It solidifies the bond, bro.
They're not gonna wanna talk to us.
No, this is weed.
Peter, you are the half that makes me whole.
Good speech, sweetie! Thanks, baby.
compromise here, can't we?
Because we are sisters.
I'm the bad parent.
Shit we’ve got cosbied
- Oh, I love coloring in. - I love it!
No. We had middle ground with the guys.
When he text you "im not coming home tonight"
Last week, I was sleeping in a bunk bed.
Omega Theta. Let's roll out!
Yeah, I think you're going into labor.
Sexist female dean shuts down sorority.
Yes, I'll be your best man, dude.
When you two got engaged,
A bag of dicks.
Got another little Jew in the oven.
This party sucks.
Two were black.
Yeah.
Are you okay, man?
I cannot shut down a sorority that's trying to become independent.
Just in life.
What isn't?
Wait! Girls, let's just talk about this for a second. Okay?
That's such a good call.
Oh, shit. Oh, no. Who are they?
Thank you.
What's going on over there, by the way?
Oh. Let's go.
Kelly, Paula, I need you both to drive getaway.
Oh, my God. Our song.
Oh, my God. I feel like this entire room
We should call the police! We can't call the police!
- Let's go tell the girls. - Okay.
No, that's a Y.
I ate pussy.
That's hot!
Your parties must totally suck ass
We should start our own sorority.
I got your weed!
I don't care about your fucking pants.
Actually, it's really good for you
Um, do you wanna maybe crash here?
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
Heh a bag of dicks
That's where she took her first steps.
That was real?
I mean, we parented Teddy.
Shit! We Got Cosby'd!
He was bi-curious most of sophomore year.
Come on! It's just $20 a slice!
We drove by the house yesterday and saw Kappa Nu.
Think of a counter argument, but I...
You'll know.
My clients are backing out of escrow.
but that one thing.
Two pounds coming!
Okay. Calm down, let me think.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Okay. This is the problem.
If we shut down this party, the sorority will dissolve.
No, it's the most important thing!
You're a fucking terrible actor! Tell me where he is!
Because you put hoes before bros. Always. Yeah.
You're definitely getting warmer.
It's fun. I say it all the time.
Hey, hey, hey! It's okay. It's all right.
Yeah, totally.
Pete.
We can drive through the wall.
When she was six months old,
but I've been lying to you and myself. I'm freaking out. From Kelly.
- Hey! Welcome home. - Hi!
Well, we're trying. Yeah.
Okay, look.
No! This is where I chose to live.
Jesus Christ, man.
And Darren is proud to call you his best friend.
What's wrong? Damn it.
and stay away from guys like you.
I love you. Love you, dude.
Fuck.
Oh, my gosh! I thought it was like Jacuzzi hot.
Right? Stella is not gonna turn out like that.
I'm helping a bunch of girls build a sorority.
No, of course we party, stupid.
What do you mean? What?
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick
Come on, dude! Never drink the punch!
He used to just crush it.
Leave me alone. You're not going.
I love that idea! We can make T-shirts
How did it go? Yeah. They gonna be cool?
I'm having a hard time.
If we steal their weed, they won't be able to pay the rent.
a sexist thing to do.
Like everything you can do,
I don't know what she's watching on that iPad.
Yeah, just throw it in the bucket.
That is reverse sexism.
I didn't tell you guys. Okay.
Dude, you're gonna be a good parent. Don't worry.
Yeah, and sororities can't even throw their own parties.
Anyway, they're lovely.
Guys, we lost our nest egg.
Here's a little something to change your mind.
Free weed! Take it! Free weed! Weed for everyone!
I'm getting married.
I swear, we used to ride this baby tandem.
Look at that pizza, how old is that?
She's a baby, A. She doesn't retain any of that shit.
What did you think was gonna happen?
Stop it, don't you see what's happening?
You know what? I think we are good parents.
Pretty cool, huh? What we do now,
Come on!
Yeah.
- You gonna choke me or something? - What?
Excuse me. Why is there so much language...
One where the frat brothers like it so much,
Guys, I think I was wrong.
Oh, no!
Tailgate! Tailgate!
Come on.
Delta Psi.
The truth is, it doesn't even matter if we're
4-20!
Is it weird that I came?
Look, we're all getting sidetracked right now!
Welcome! Hello.
- It's not a good idea. - I like it.
I have two brothers now.
That's why we gotta
Thanks, buddy!
As far as I'm concerned, they have infinite strikes.
It's a PR nightmare.
You're in escrow.
That's, like, super sexist.
No, I'm not okay, man.
Yeah, own that shit, queen. Yeah.
These are the rules for a successful sorority.
I've been down this road. I know what I'm doing.
Looks like my little girl's growing up.
Darren can't imagine his life without you.
That's fine.
You deserved that, Jimmy.
Oh, no! Oh, God.
It won't make enough money. Excuse me?
You're not going to like it though.
Oh, yeah?