Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, dude. You can totally wear whatever you want.

There's people there.

Garf's a cop, Scoonie's got his own business,

First frat party.

The buyers could literally drive by at any moment,

You've never eaten out a guy's ass before?

Or future President Hillary Clinton?

and they're just doing a little fumigating.

None of that matters right now.

Put it in your mouth!

I don't have the keys. Can you hot-wire it?

What I was saying is that it's just a little weird

Only frats can.

That was way over the line.

Is that Teddy Sanders?

I'm okay. I just need 10 minutes. Dude.

Now, shut it down. No. You don't get this one!

So, what are you doing here? Buddy.

What? No! I'm lying! I don't know where he is!

Okay, wait! Mac,

Yeah, why did you just do... You know?

We don't want to lose this sorority.

from calling the cops, okay?

to stay in the house through your escrow.

They're moving into our old house,

What's going on, Kappa Nu?

We're gonna go. We're gonna get out of your hair.

We love suspense.

$16,000 a pound.

Look how big my tongue is.

We're gonna lose the house. We're gonna lose the house?

It's our new house!

I fucking knew it

We made so many bad choices throughout this process.

- You're so sexy though. - Thanks, baby.

We're gonna lose our sisters, 'cause we're gonna be put in separate dorms.

Come on, Mac. Get his thighs. Okay.

Yeah, figuring stuff out knee-deep in pussy.

But I'm willing to offer it to you for $5,000.

Is there anything we can do? We're desperate!

Dear Mac, I know everything seemed good between us,

We could talk to the guys.

Yes. We did. We actually did.

Get out of the way!

Well, I'm still a cop, which is not that bad.

They shouldn't be saying that.

Man, it's just easier with boys, you know?

And then, maybe one day

they actually pay us to come to.

Wet T-shirt contest!

We can make it rain on them hoes!

Why are we doing this right now?

The other option here is losing the house,

I wasn't, like, too harsh on him, was I?

Ha, ha, ha. Jokes on you.

Watkins, what are you doing, man?

Hey, what's up? Ten in the bucket.

Actually, there's just one.

The first sorority that can party. We'd all love to join.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck. He's calling.

I don't like it! I don't like it!

Bye. She's beautiful.

is even more popular than your fucking sell-out party.

- Stels, put that away. - No.

because he had to go to his prom.

No, no, no. That's okay. That's great.

get to this place that we're in.

Did you punish them or whatever?

It broke the skin.

Why don't you shove it? Shove it right back at ya!

I can't be here anymore.

Right? Do you guys have the rental agreement?

I'm blocked! I'll get another car!

Welcome to Kappa Nu.

Buyers can pop by at any time, okay?

and it's gonna be just like I was in high school.

No, I won't. I'm not coming for you.

Hold on! Hold on! Call him!

You're not in the Academy anymore, private.

Oh, my God. I think she's gonna boot.

and we should be escrowing together.

What the fuck are you doing? We're in a rush, Mac.

- At least I have you guys. - You do!

Here's the deal. First inspection, tomorrow.

They have seven pounds of weed.

I need to poo twice sometimes! When I'm nervous I poo twice!

This is your training day! What's training day?

Oh, dude, don't fucking touch it! I told you it's hot!

Oh, don't give me that!

And you guys have a daughter, I'm sure

You were out of your mind a little bit.

Guess your daughter found your vibrator.

You're cool. Get in there.

In Sydney, Australia! What?

Just stop moving! Okay? Look...

disappear by tomorrow.

- Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah.

- That's good. - Okay.

Okay, I'm good.

GOT ANNOTER LITTLE JEW IN THE OVEN

Dude, are you okay?

Dude. We should do this.

Okay. Very simple.

She looks fantastic.

Guys, listen! Here's the plan.

Hang up, hang up. Decline, decline.

Call your friends, okay? Tell them to come.

Are you rushing Phi Lambda?

I went to college, too, you know.

Maybe we should sign some stuff.

Boise Boys and Ida-Hoes.

One time, I went to Taco Bell, I left her at home.

he gave me a rape whistle

I thought we were in this together.

with glitter glue. Kappa Nu.

Suck it back up. We gotta get out of here.

We watch things together...

with a fucking sorority in it.

Who's laughing now? Stop!

No, it is a big deal.

So we're gonna destroy their friendship?

I love your sweater!

'Sup, neighbours?

Oh, sure. I'll take a mocktail.

What do you mean? Why?

and nothing changes with the living situation to spook them or something,

It's garbage! It's not weed!