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Just kidding. It's the mold inspector, the old mold king.

This is the one.

Teddy. We just voted and we've decided it's best for you if you go.

Oprah, we're out of beer.

"Yeah, Own That Shit, Queen. Yeah."

Don't try and find me though.

You're all winners. You're all winners.

So wait. Do we have escrows on

What's going on, man?

Pete, wake up, man.

This is your training day!

- Shut up! - Shut up!

We're totally screwed.

We are totally fucked! We're gonna be bankrupt!

Yes, it's a thing.

and making best friends for life.

Look at the production value on this video.

It's no big deal.

Lovely girls. Super nice girls. We promise you.

- I gotta poo! - You already pooed.

gets to do inspections and whatnot.

You look good in your normal clothes.

I'll see you fools later. Hit me up if you need me.

Are you okay, dude?

No, no, no! Look closer.

- You look awfully nauseous. - I'm fine.

You're supposed to be living in the dorm,

We just ask them not to party while we're escrow.

It is only Kappa Nu.

dress a little hotter than we usually do.

You wanna live like some sort of a drifter murderer?

Uh, no way. This is all of my money.

'Cause girls are fuckin' hard.

the force from that airbag should blast us straight through that vent.

Jesus fucking Christ!

The question is can you afford it? What's your name?

I think my wife has some thoughts though

- Sorry. - Why don't we...

that maybe we would turn it into an office.

Overflow party!

Oh, no, no, no.

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Everyone at the tailgate's gonna be selling weed.

by ratting out every other drug dealer in town.

I know we've been going through some rough times lately.

Yeah, you mean this fucking sucks, right? Yeah.

Garf! Back me up, Garf.

I'm my own parent.

- I don't know. - Hide your unmentionables.

Yep. I think we should do that.

- Who hits it first? - No, you go for it.

Oh, you okay? What's wrong?

We're gonna tear them apart!

Yeah, that'd be, like, of tremendous value.

- It's okay! - Hang it up!

Nah, I suck at math. I'm good at weed.

Ha! My tongue is numb.

No, you're right.

I don't know. Why do butterflies fly?

Guys, bottom line is

Phase two, is we have to stop the old people

No more, no more

And then we'll have no houses.

No, this is an actual, real thing.

Hey. What's up?

I am so happy I found you guys.

Uh, Teddy, where are you gonna be staying?

- Yeah. - Just an idea.

Shit, what do we do?

When he dropped me off at college,

Go, get out of here. I'll explain later, okay?

No one was texting me.

This is such a good idea. These clothes have so many bedbugs.

A really big part of us creating this sorority is because

Hey! Hey, sweetie!

what escrow was, and you said yes.

All right, rub it in. Rub it in.

Who is Mac Radner?

I thought you were my clients.

You're gonna have to poo later!

Now, we add the eggs, and we hard-boil them, okay?

I'm not gonna lose you guys.

That was really gross.

You didn't tell us about the sorority!

This is such an exciting year.

Darren cherishes his friendship with you.

and we're escrowing for the next 30 days.

Because our friends are dying.

Where is this even coming from right now?

I asked you months ago if you understood

I'm ready. All right.

I fell right through the cracks

A bag of dicks.

Do you wanna go to sleep?

This is private property. You're trespassing.

It's Wendy, the realtor.

Give me the fucking weed!

Here's some more pledges. They're bedbugs!

You ready for us?

What are you guys doing here?

Yeah, it was our uterine wall sloughing off.

You get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer.

Airbags! This is not a drill! All butts up!

- Babies eat good food. - Yeah.

- we can make sisters for life. - Yeah!

You saw what was happening up there.

Once a week, Delta week every Monday.

So, uh, Darren.

Don't do that again. Okay? I will give birth.

That's completely irresponsible of us. We can't take care of one.

I'm fine. Yeah, I'm good.

I mean we have no money, so we're definitely losing it. Yeah.