Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you want to go to sleep?
Technically.
Why would it make eggs hard?
You wanna crash here tonight?
What's wrong with fraternity parties?
But I do know a thing or two about
Don't take your shit out on me, okay?
Just stay chill. Everything's fine. What should I do right now?
We hoes before bros them.
I kind of need some new jeans.
Yo, what's up! Clear the stage,
They must have an alternate power source.
What does that mean?
And does no one know that the same song
Hi, Dustin!
Phi Lambda!
Thanks, man.
You guys will find out soon enough.
- Okay. - I'm okay.
Yes, we did call your parents.
Old people shit?
Yes, you know I will! Yes! Put it on.
The Greeks believed we were each half of a whole.
- You guys. - I'm so happy.
I mean it's, like, empowering.
This isn't Kappa Nu. This is not what we set out for.
This isn't working!
I'm really hyped.
You're not talking about Darren, are you?
Oh, boy. Look.
I'm not lying.
We're getting a hot tub.
It doesn't matter if we lose that.
All right. I give up.
I got real fucked up really quickly just now.
Get this woman a mocktail.
You know, there's no legal right to party.
You live here. Yeah, of course. Who are they?
Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it
No, it hard-boils them. It makes them hard.
So did I. What?
Where are our phones?
What the hell is that?
I was on the whipped cream. You were on the...
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What? No.
I love you, sweetie.
I'm going
I was the only one trying to save this. This was all my idea.
No! He showed dick!
Not applicable.
No.
Go get them.
Right? For life.
Get away! Go away!
We are so fucked!
In the United States of America,
You're definitely going into labor.
Thank you. Okay.
Welcome to Phi Lambda!
I gave him five stars on Yelp.
Shit!
All right here's the plan.
- I love you guys, man. - You do.
Oh, I won't hesitate
- Yeah. - Dude.
No! I don't have the baby oil.
Before I got anywhere in life, I asked myself,
We know the right decision to make.
That's not sexist.
We're Kappa Nu.
Yay!
What's wrong with you?
- You're sure? - No, I'm fine.
When did she start saying no all the time?
You told Garf first!
The place looks great. Yes.
Would you maybe wanna be my best man?
And, for some reason, gay guys specifically, they just respond to me.
No, it's done.
No, in the middle. That's an O.
Hey, Mac! Hey, Mac!
We stole their weed. We're in too deep!
By the way, is it cool...
otherwise, we're gonna get kicked out tomorrow.
No, it's over.
I'm fine. I got this.
Don't worry about it. It's cool.
Yo. You wanna rush the coolest sorority ever?
Yes!
Guys, this party is amazing. You did it.
WHEN THEY DON't KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC
That's the cutest thing I've ever heard in my literal life.
Oh, my God. Anytime.
hahahhahaha
Did you get poison oak or something?
It's got my foot!
Those sisters are better brothers to me than you ever were.
It's like a hot bitch fiesta.
Oh, shove it right back at ya, Oliver!
goglealo
This house isn't your sorority, you are!
Not yet? You wanna just hang out for a little bit more?
Do you want me to put a pillow over your mouth?
Be careful.
Set it down really soft.
You see, we live next door, we just sold our house,
I'm so sorry. I have to take this call.
Sweetie, that's fantastic!
Oh, excusez-moi.
Bring it in, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
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You can do this every month? Yup.
You look... Are you in pain?
We can't afford this place.
They're never gonna keep you down.
Airbags!
Fuck yes! Eat shit! We win!
You're strong, powerful women and you're trying to buck the system.
We were supposed to be a team.
Come back here!
Okay, maybe the landlord was just one of