Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When she says I love you

What do you guys want with such a big house?

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

We had another kid. We got another one.

Oh, no! Oh, God!

You're sure you're okay?

What does that do?

He likes you more than me. He tells me that every day.

We have all brand new feather duvets.

I mean, we're engaged.

- What's that smell? - It's bong water.

I'm not losing a best friend,

so now I have to walk around in this monkey suit.

Just say it one more time. Maybe say it one more time.

You see your little notches?

How the fuck did you get in here?

This is so fucked!

Was it the Indica or Sativa?

How do you feel? Good?

We did it. We did it.

They're not gonna want anything to do with us.

Yeah, I remember that.

because we're brothers.

I'm a good father to one daughter.

Kappa Nu has cornered the market on weed.

Do you understand what escrow is?

No. When we throw parties we lose money.

I fucked the pizza man.

not in some old dilapidated mansion!

I told you, she's not going into labor.

It's the same thing.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it.

I just wish we had never started

Did his phone ring?

Get off! Stop it! Oh!

Stop! Yes, exactly.

Five. We'll do it for five buckets.

We don't throw parties here.

I'll be seeing you around.

And then pretty soon, you're a full-fledged sorority.

I can't have you running around here 'cause you're pregnant.

Fuck you. I'm a good parent. Okay?

You get an mp4, you get an mp4, you get an mp4.

I thought college parties were supposed to be fun or something.

I've always wanted to say that.

If I'm being honest, I've never done drugs before,

Will you marry me, Peter McCallister?

Please just text me something. I'm worried.

Their parents. Celebrities. Their parents.

Their plan is to sell the weed at the tailgate.

Okay, it's really serious.

We just got to get rid of them.

I don't know. Why would I be selling grams of steak?

Yeah, you can magically make the sorority that lives next door to you

And the truth is, they're lovely girls.

Yeah, my dad was super strict, I had really early curfews.

I'm gonna start phase two, okay?

That's if you really pool it all together,

Are you okay? Why are you itching?

Wear it for me. All right.

Bro code? No, there's no bro code.

All right, ladies, we gotta talk finances.

They robbed us?

The other window is open!

If they drive past here and they see the girls, it's over.

The nerves are kicking in a little bit.

I know I'm not a good parent.

is the only group selling weed at the tailgate.

Are your parents around or something like that?

Let's do this man! All right.

We have an inspection soon.

No, you don't got this at all.

- I'll see you guys soon. - Thank you.

Come on, sweetie.

I don't know. We don't have enough for a month.

Get out of the way!

You just threw...

You know, I guess. No. That's okay.

I'm gonna miss this place.

Nice! That's awesome! Cool! Yes!

Five buckets it is.

How much does a gram of steak go for?

that we actually have a good time at.

This is ridiculous!

I'm the bad parent! I'm the bad parent.

Shit! We got Cosby'd!

She must be fucking with me.

I think I'll be a good father to two daughters.

It's so funny, if it was a bag of dicks.

Darren, you can move in any time.

good parents or not, because one day,

I saw you with Teddy.

Yeah, I felt unsafe.

Yes, there is a legal right to party...

And like, most importantly,

It's gonna be good.

We just need them to behave themselves.

I fucking knew it!

I don't think I could do this.