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At least they didn't take Stella's toys.
Why not, right? Yeah.
We're thinking maybe, because Darren works from home
Okay.
First off, you look fucking horrifying.
What are you talking about?
I'm fine.
Really?
No, we don't hit joints here, ever.
We're not little girls anymore.
Do you have any more of these?
You're all getting beer!
- Just stop it! - Stop it!
They tried to tear us apart. Yeah.
because I am Jewish.
Dude, don't sweat that. Yeah?
That's all our weed! How are we gonna pay rent?
I can't believe you never smoked in high school.
Trying to get this tweet out.
No, so Stella won't wake up.
Get down!
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
That was scary.
"It doesn't matter if we lose that."
Fair enough.
Wow. Can you afford five grand a month?
You're not like us, dude.
Hey, men's rights.
You get knocked down, you get up again.
- This is exciting, right? - Yes!
She loves talking to us. Yeah. We're a team.
I think it's gonna be the perfect house for us.
All I'm saying, thank God, I'm having a boy.
Here's the deal.
a bunch of girls make a sorority.
That's what? That's it? You're gonna quit?
Beth, what happened? I thought you were the one
And they probably wanna fuck the shit out of you.
You started a sorority?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Yeah, what brings you to the hood?
It's Dhundee. It's a different name altogether.
My brother, Daffodil.
Hey, what's up, Kel? Where is he?
I don't think that they are
Oh, thank you so much. Thanks for watching.
He inhaled so much weed smoke he tuckered himself out.
Oh, what, these?
I look like Nicki Minaj!
And for the first time in my life,
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'll just be quiet.
Last week, I found her chewing on a nugget of weed.
Just shut up, we just gotta infest them fast!
I love you!
I haven't slept in, like, a week.
Oh, really?
Banana! Banana! Banana!
Yeah, you like it, don't you?
Honey, wanna come over here?
Well, yes she will. No, she doesn't.
Should I start screaming? Come on. No, no.
Welcome home! How's it going?
and then you did not live here anymore?
What the hell?
I can't believe this is actually over.
I also used to...
I'm a vocal lover.
Maranda.
Look, girls, normally, it's $25,000 a month.
and spank their little bottoms.
Is that what you learned here?
You're fucking lying to me, Jimmy! Tell me where he is!
Now I'm trying to get back
What's going on?
Please. Please!
We've been hacked!
That didn't work.
No, that's never going to happen
We'll take it.
Oh, fuck!
but college is about new experiences.
You need to be timing this.
What? It's a clown, man. People love clowns.
Not when it's against guys.
Doesn't your brother sell weed on some farm outside of town?
- I'm in here, guys. - Garage.
What do you mean, Why would it make eggs hard?
Look, I'm so happy that you helped us
Well, heck.
Get out of here, you animals!
Stop doing that!
Until Monday, they are the only purveyors
Dope!
that we're down to two money buckets.
to realize you don't like sucking dick.
a taste of their own medicine. All right?
Looks like Beth needs some suntan lotion on her.
We are prepared to offer you four buckets of money per month in rent.
Come on over let's have some beers.
You're really turning me on with your muscles right now.
You can party, you can stay up all night, play on your phones.
I don't know, now!
Peek-a-boo!
You could sleep in Stella's room.
Why don't we just throw the party we wanna throw
All right.
Mommy's dildo?
Called a cord, dumb-ass!
and trying to tell us what to do.
I'm just having the worst cramps in my life every five, six minutes.
I appreciate you man. Thank you.
Thank you, Stella.
...you're all lined up.
I need to report three different addresses
we need to figure out a way to infiltrate that tailgate.
What does that mean? Huh?
They're gonna get wet everywhere, I swear to God!
Maybe.
And you're not a ring guy. You don't have to wear it.
Yeah, what's your...
Why'd you do that?
Tell me where he is! No.
What's your name? Nora.
Okay.
Stop it.
that are currently selling marijuana.
- Come on. - What?
Are we though?
It must be pretty big. That place is huge, like eight bedrooms.
I do not understand a word she says.
I don't even know where we are right now.
I'm gonna get up on stage and I'm gonna dance,
Don't say shit you can't take back.