Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can I hold her?

I don't understand one thing that you just said to us.

I love you, bubba!

- Why are you limping? - Are you okay?

We're 18. We know what we wanna do.

and if we lose the house we lose Kappa Nu.

Me and Kelly stay, call the cops

A sorority that can party?

The rest of us, we've moved forward.

tomorrow, from the house, between 10:00 and 5:00.

Wait, just you dancing is enough

and sell it at the tailgate this weekend?

Okay. Well, congratulations because you hired a joke.

Sometimes you gotta suck a dick. to realise you don't like sucking dicks.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Just tell me where he is.

Oh, my God, I noticed!

Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?

Why don't we spend all of our bucket money on Daffodil's weed

What's she watching on her iPad? Goodfellas.

That's super weird.

There she goes.

and I thought I was losing my best friend.

Oh, it's passed. I feel great.

Come over here, Stella. Come here.

Outside the Opera House!

You're not my brother.

to join our sorority than we have room for.

Remember those, Stels?

Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me.

What your overall game plan here?

You're beautiful.

Sorry. I know it's annoying to keep on dropping in.

It's a breech! It's a breech!

Dude, what the fuck?

Proof they actually exist.

- Look! It's our Jewish neighbours. - Oh, hello.

All right, let's kick all these douchebags out of our house.

maybe just make 100% sure that...

Kappa Nu weed. It's charity weed.

plus you'll have an army of people to make money for you.

تبيراطينا؟

outside the system

You guys are thinking about renting this place?

No, no. We got a runner! Thank you so much!

Oh, come on. Don't blame us. You ruined this.

- Just looked like you might throw up. - I'm fine.

I think this is a gorgeous color.

Stop it, you animals!

Get another exit. Find the exit!

Why were you with Teddy?

I wanna see them kiss so fucking bad.

For happily ever after.

'Sup? You wanna go upstairs?

teenagers living next door.

Moving on up, yeah.

I feel like I belong right now.

Let's do this, team! Yeah!

and my dealer doesn't have any weed. He's fucking dry!

I just feel, like, really undervalued, you know?

clear the stage!

No. I mean, I dunno.

fraternities are allowed to party

Welcome to soon enough.

Uh, I don't know.

Honey, I'm completely and totally...

Can we talk about the living situation real quick?

I know it's a different name, but it's just a coincidence.

Japanese, anime cartoon.

It's all we're asking for.

Honestly, I just want to be valued.

Thank you for trying.

We can make it rain on them hoes!

Rule number one.

because we literally saw them robbing your house.

What did you do in high school?

Seriously, that's a great idea, man. Thank you!

So, that's fantastic.

Move, move, move!

We got to figure out something else.

You all right? You seem really nervous.

and just basically not party for 30 days. And that's it.

Get the fucking bag of weed!

if you can't smoke weed. Am I right?

I'm Teddy Sanders.

FYI, Kelly, I'm still down.

As a man, I could not agree with you more,

- We gonna smoke... - Weed!

I've been playing for the wrong team.

There's energy bars in the corner.

I'm sorry, okay?

We hired him because you just forgot to mention

There's a U in there that you guys are all missing.

No! Stop drinking that.

No I can whatever I want

I'm gonna talk like this. I'm gonna talk like that.

Man, just leave me out of it.

Snapchat that shit, I don't care.

You should really go after her.

- Okay. - All right.

- What was that? - Nothing.

It's so hot in here. Can't see in this fucking thing.

You have chips in your hair.

Oh, my God! Mac!

I just ran here, barefoot.

One! Two! And three! Two! Three!

Man, what do you got, a full house?

you just nodded.

What are you doing?

Don't put the eggs in there. It's gonna melt them.

Okay, before you do this,

I think there they are now, actually.

I used to live here.

Then we're gonna have no friends anymore,

What can we do? We're gonna give the old people

S-O-R-R-I-A-Y-O-R-I-T-Y.