Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And smoke weed.

So use that as a down payment,

Like the one we met each other at?

My husband Mac has vanished, and this man knows where he is!

You know what we should do?

Could you just watch your language, please?

This is what the old people want us to do.

I'm on painkillers, motherfucker!

You're just away from home for the first time and you're scared.

So now we need five buckets of money

Yes, I got this. I'm right here.

It's 30 days! It's just 30 days!

keeps playing over and over again?

We got escrows, dude.

I wanna be your sister. I wanna be your sister.

Hey, hey, hey! Ladies!

We'll always have things to talk about, right?

and sororities are not allowed to party.

Money in the bucket. Just some money in the bucket.

Okay. Oh, my God!

And then you know what else, too?

because we spent all of our money on the weed.

They eliminated the shirtless models,

- that can totally do whatever it wants. - Yeah.

I just feel like we're escrowing apart

This is the most fun I've ever had and I went to space camp.

Baby's first dildo.

We don't want to lose our house, okay?

Why don't we start in your kitchen? Yes.

Use these money buckets to keep track of your cash.

No, it's on. But we're turning it off.

When they're two years old, you can

Buddy, what are you doing today?

until you know the answer to one simple question.

But, hey, I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Hey, sweetie. How are you?

I'm proud of you, man. You found your niche.

I can't make an Eggo!

We live in a sexist world and there is nothing we can do about it.

Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!

You had no friends.

Then I realized I'm never gonna lose you

Okay, one, two, three!

I don't know about that.

Put that away. Put it away.

Yes, you. Come on! Pot pie!

Mac and Kelly. Hi, I'm Kelly.

eight buckets, actually, full of money,

Knock, knock, knock!

Dude, I was just fucking joking.

good night to you.

it was like their grandparents walked into that house.

Who's laughing now, clown?

Weed for women! It's only 20 bucks!

That would have been nice.

And we are walking.

Yeah, I mean, because of all that I guess

I feel them! I can feel them! Get it off!

Did you shit on the table?

King, Dick. Ha.

Are we gonna still hang out after this?

So, I see you guys are moving?

The cheese is moldy on that.

Do we have to wear hoodies?

It's not fair! They're too young!

You'll always be really nice to us, won't you?

I am a minority.

And I have some wisdom. And I feel like I'm protecting you guys.

Don't worry about them.

How do you know the name of the sorority?

That's cute. Look at him.

This is awesome.

We gotta wear body cameras and all of that.

Hi, I'm Nora, by the way.

- Hey, meanies! - Hi!

We fucked once.

What are we supposed to do?

And bring money!

I'm sorry. I come to this restaurant.

Me and Kelly are good parents.

Are we gonna lose our house?

- You did, didn't you? - No.

You scared the crap out of me.

No! Do not blame me!

No, no, no. No.

So, I did it. So you have no escrow there.

I know exactly where she went.

God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!

That you two would move into your room,

You guys are so much fun.

We're in a drug war with teenagers.

When did you start talking like Eminem?

and this huge speech on how to behave myself as a young woman.

Rule number two.

We kind of have a no veins rule with our vibrators.

But ours is in black.

and that I would live in my room.

That's over $1,000 an ounce,

They're Jewish, and they're lovely.

I got rid of the old people.

Oh, fuck that. I'm the bad parent.

God, have you inherited my stupid gene?

All right. See ya.

I told you guys to shut the fuck up!

That's why we're here.

Thank you, dude. Yeah.

I'm gonna do it. Thank God.

Why are you doing that?

It was really fucking funny.

We have a daughter, baby.

of value to you?

Well You Done Done Me And You Bet I Felt It

All said and done, if they move it all, that's over $112,000.

If you decide to buy the house, that is.

You're an old person.

Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realize you don’t like sucking dick.