Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stella, how do you keep finding
First Lady Hillary Clinton?
Oh, man. This just feels good.
The worst part of this whole fucking thing,
- Do you remember Joe Waterston? - Yeah.
How much money have we made? How many money buckets do we have?
Just keep playing with your toy. Give him a kiss.
This is actually really nice.
Yes, a new family moved in next door
Why don't they shut up!
Megacockolis
Maybe get one without a ball sack attached to it.
Welcome, you guys!
Dude, we are bros, okay? Yes.
Who is Teddy Sanders?
It breaks my heart.
Okay.
because we are prepared to give back to you for helping us
Love you.
Look, it's a bag of dicks on the window!
You're acting like children. You need to listen to me.
Our first house.
They're from another fucking planet.
Do you see people sometimes that I don't see?
Kelly! Help us! Shelby!
Personally, I've made love to three men.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Legally, this is not my responsibility.
And like even though, like, the war is over,
And, basically, if anything happens that spooks those buyers,
I'm out.
Great! Cool.
She was in charge of the weed. You were in charge of the weed.
He told me that you'd pretend you didn't know where he was.
Fucking tell her where the fuck he is!
They're relying fully on this party to support this house.
What are you doing? Don't drink that!
It's time to show them who's adults,
This is happening! Oh, my God! Is this happening?
Did you hear that?
A bag of dicks
Oh, my God. Do you need some water? Are you okay?
Okay. Yeah.
and it's gonna be just like high school all over again.
What?
The buyers are not gonna want to live next to a house
Uh, drop your dues in the bucket if you wanna join.
I don't know how long she had it in her mouth for.
You have it figured out. You can't do anything
No! I'm gonna take it from here.
No.
We're about to have two girls! Two kids!
Great! I see more of you have moved in.
Hey, hope you let yourself in this party later on.
Oh, okay. Hey, don't talk to me like that,
You just stood there while they robbed our house?
It's hot!
That's against the rules. You're gonna have to take that out.
I'm switching sides.
No, we're just...
Gosh.
I can eat it, whenever I want it.
because parents are smart and kids, by comparison, are fucking stupid.
Go, go, go. Guys, go.
sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their houses.
Pete.
Oh, God!
Delta Psi, man.
Yeah, for real.
I'm not sad.
No, the mom is right.
Party's big enough, let's call the cops. Okay.
It's a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain't it?
You're not a good father.
No! You all can't quit. We'll figure it out!
I love you, sweetie.
Own that shit queen
You're incredible at math.
we're gonna add the eggs to it. Okay?
I'm good.
What's going on?
Are you okay?
No! Maybe it's just the old people messing with us.
And she's pregnant.
We kind of had a question for you guys.
They know that if we're a united front, we can't lose.
College was crazy, man!
Oh, God. The party's even bigger.
Come get your pie! Pot pie, guys!
- Just put it away, okay? - No.
No, no! Stop it!
Look, I'm Team Shelby.
and that's for the entire school year.
What are we gonna do?
you'd want her to have equal rights as guys.
This is what you want?
Or Senator Hillary Clinton?
You know what, fuck you!
Well, took you long enough.
Um, can I ask you something?
One that can party the way that we want to.
You don't think there's actually mold here, do you?
This just seemed like a logical conclusion.
Is now a good time to freak out? No, no.
We can't even enjoy the frat party.
Mac! Kelly! Hey! Yo!
What's annoying about this?
Free weed! Free weed!
No. Fuck!
Which one is it? Where's the weed?
I finally found somewhere that I'm good at,
Yeah.
God. What do we do?
We have no earthly idea how to accomplish it.
How much money do you guys have between the three of you?
Yes, blend, blend, blend.
We should, like, celebrate!
that show what you guys are all about.
Oh, shit!
Rule number three. Throw the type of parties
- Hey! - Oh, hi!