Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, shove it, Wendy.
With baby oil, you get, like, two extra lines here.
You think the tity is silent?
you close. Okay?
I mean, unless you guys think that's too intense of a plan.
I know you're protecting some stupid bro code.
Oh, my God. Look how big my tongue is.
These are my best pants!
Exactly, guys. Can we just escrow together for a minute?
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
I might do the bridge walk and then I'm gonna come home.
Holy shit! Fuck, yeah!
I cannot tell you how thankful I am...
You know what?
Hi, Mildred. One day, we are going to fuck!
- Kelly? - What?
Guys, a play on a classic.
Well, maybe we're both bad parents!
all their other douchy frat brother friends
Come for me.
so why don't we go to Plan B?
Kappa Nu!
There's no I in sorority.
Get ready?
What are you up to, man? How you doing? Yeah, that's real good.
And believe me, that's enough for them
No, no, no!
Tell them the house isn't Kappa Nu, they are.
I mean...
I don't like this. Me neither.
It matters if we lose this.
You got this, right, Beth?
Yeah, I'm quitting, too.
Why don't we start the mold inspection?
No, you can't do this to me!
Delta Psi.
No. It's a real eviction notice. I called the landlord.
Love you, dude. Love you, man.
That's even worse! Don't embarrass us!
You put eggs in the water? Yeah. Watch.
I'm so stressed out, all I want to do
Yeah. So I've been designing Outback Steakhouses.
Because girls are much smarter than guys!
You know, one dick at a time.
Hi, Jimmy Jr. I'm Mildred.
What's she talking about? That's gotta be a joke.
No, no.
with your escrowdom.
Cute.
That's it.
ever wanted to have sex with me,
They're gonna be here in five minutes.
Good luck finding any.
I know that's not feminist, but fuck that!
Why would I even be buying meat?
Every party is, like, themed hoe.
- Dead. - Really?
It's all going by so fast, huh?
We parented 30 crazy sorority girls.
That sheet has so many bedbugs.
Yes. Let's do it.
And we got a new chef, and we're going gluten-free.
"Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realise you don't like sucking dicks.
I don't think I can do it.
- Stels! - She just learned that word.
And then we're screwed.
How do you spell Trump?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I don't know why they gave me one.
Yeah, there is. There's two actually.
If you see any old people in here, stop them!
Oh, no! Are you okay?
Wow, that's a big hit.
I am so sick and tired of all these guys coming into our lives
She almost died over a Gordita.
I want to help you guys stop that sorority before it gets too late.
Girls, I have an idea.
Holy shit! Do you think they'll sell me some? Oh, my God.
Cheese is mold.
Big hand!
Don't even worry. I think I have that same one at home, right?
What are we gonna do? I mean, how do frats make money?
Holy shit. Really? Yeah.
I'm scared.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Shelby. Shelby.
You know, just refresh our memories.
They got a hilarious army of fucking Minions.
When did you start talking like Eminem?
Not as much as him.
Pimps and Hoes,
Well, it begs the question.
CEOs and Corporate Hoes,
Jesus Christ, man, we're getting old.
No sorority can.
That I do know.
Guys, guys... Guys, this is really risky.
- Come over here. - Get over here!
We're begging you! All right, listen.
Yeah, it's not like a frat bro is gonna walk up and be like,
Oh, no. Their plates are full cleaning the house.
and they all pay us, too.
No, no, no. The baby's not due till tomorrow.
There is a beautiful centaur sitting thoughtfully over there.
Big man!
To drink nectar.
I got something to say.
Should I freak out? No, no, no.
It wasn't like that.
Great! Good to see you guys!
Oh, man.
We sold our house! We sold our house!
No, they have 15 individuals.
Bro, it's only 20 bucks. You've gotta get down here now.
No, those girls were out of control until we controlled them.
You know who kids listen to?
Fuck it. Fuck you!
I'm mentoring this sorority.
Yeah, you got me. That's funny.
But I love you.
they'll pull out of the deal, and we'll own two homes and be fucked.
Those are the little notches when she was growing taller.
Well, we better blow it out!
Kappa Nu,
Joan of Arc orders you to pass the joint.
of weed in the greater Ardendale area.