Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a fucking shame, but it's also pretty fun. -...
That's not a dildo. That is a...
That's right.
Very nice, quiet, lovely family.
You're so successful.
You're getting warmer.
Yo, get out of the way.
No, I'm not. I don't know anything.
We'll be out of your hair. Yeah.
This is all I have!
Let's go, I'm hungry!
Peek-a-boo!
They're not a cohesive unit.
We're gonna have two houses.
Drop it!
Do you know you can't leave a baby alone?
Sorry.
A BAG OF DICKS A BAG OF DICKS
Why? That's a thing?
Do you want a beer or a mocktail?
DJ, let's shake that booty.
- Okay. Are we done here, guys? - Um...
Escrow is a 30-day period wherein the buyer of the new house
Shit!
We're gonna kill the power and shut down the party.
And then they really like it so much, they tell
I look like Snooki.
Watch.
She's the boss of her own body, all right?
It's our sorority.
Shelby took our phones. Do you have a phone?
Get on the fucking ground!
It's another ragtag group of girls
Chester the fucking Cheetah took our weed!
Dude, he's basically here every night.
You're gonna go right now for...
Thank you, guys.
Where'd you guys get so much fake blood?
You for sure have a concussion, man.
We are strong adult women.
It's time.
What are you gonna do?
Where is Mac? Mac is missing, and Jimmy knows where he is.
Prove it.
No! Stop!
Shit! Fuck!
Seriously, though. Would it be cool if Darren moved in
Here, here. Fuck it!
Get a little bit older, and it's harder to control them.
Unleash the hounds, sweetie.
All right, let's go!
- Okay. - Okay.
our daughters are going to look at us
Baby, you're my bear.
What?
Well, now that Daddy's gone,
No, fuck you!
Doesn't that sound crazy to you?
I'm sorry.
If she boots, I boot.
You wanna crash here tonight? Really? I wont take up to much room?
Yeah. Gotcha.
Nora. I'm Team Nora.
There's no such thing as reverse sexism, Mr. White Man.
Hopefully, one day.
Why don't we.
It's good to see you guys. Kind of missed you.
No. That's not gonna work. Why?
Changing the world and shit.
Check this out. Delta Psi!
Look at this.
Bring it in.
Then we'll be out of your hair! It's 30 fucking days.
Okay.
Uh, right now?
I don't even understand how that physically works.
I ran Delta Psi for four years.
Sorriroi-tity? KELLY: That's how you spell it.
Good to see you again. Welcome back!
What's the nightmare?
How the fuck are you gonna have two?
Fuck!
Hey, it's fine, okay? We're dealing with the problem.
Congrats. Lots of Outbacks.
Why the fuck not?
Well, thanks for fucking stopping them!
I mean, would that be, like,
You, too!
I could definitely help you. Okay.
Hey! Hey.
If you're at home
Oh, shit! Mac, you okay?
Beautiful child.
That was really funny!
Why do you have Jimmy's phone? Where are you?
We have to throw a really shitty frat brother party.
Jesus Christ, man!
It's over now. Yes.
Do whatever you have to do to get that house.
Look, ladies, the owner of this house is super cool.
stopping the old people from getting the weed.
They're, like, super sexist.
You know, it's a lot of rules now.
You want your daughter to have sex?
I meant to tell you, I enjoyed your TED Talk.
What's the right decision to make?
and that will be that.
the other house we just bought in the suburbs?
Are they baby food?
What do we think of that?
then go to sleep in my car.
- Jesus Christ. - They're vulnerable.
Get on the fucking ground!
I don't actually know anyone here, so I was just rereading old texts,
I'm actually not that worried.
Minions despicable Fox is coming soon
No, for real. Like, it's hard to get jobs.
Jeez.
- Sorry, if I interrupted. - No, I...
I can buy your girlfriends and you some brunch, if you want?
Praise be. Yeah. No shit.
Yeah!
Okay, we're cool?
Yeah, it's crazy.
Tailgate.
How the fuck are we supposed to beat them? There's 15 of them!
You called my parents?
Let's get you married though, huh?
Come on, sweetie.
I don't know why things do what they do, but what I do
Hey! R.A. coming through.
They're just a little heavy. Yeah. Yeah.
You're literally running away to quit.
Oh, fuck!
Look, if they get three strikes they have to shut down, right?
Like a mommy mocktail? Congratulations.
Huh. Doesn't take up the whole room.
It's actually not weird. It's actually super normal.
Why do you say that?
Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?
Gay wedding planning.
What's happening?
Per month. Five buckets per month.
She just keeps finding it. I don't know what's going on.
What? Oh, fuck me!
- The house is so quiet without her. - Oh...
Tell them to make out with each other.
Just remember, man,
I mean, what do you call a house full of united women?
so I'll probably just move in with them.
This is a very religious family.
What's going on right now?
Come this way?