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...hot dog ends?
And you'd never felt things before?
It's okay, sugar.
That's why you gotta buy--
and then boom, I'm in hyper speed.
Okay, okay! Should I do, like, a flat, open palm or--
Who cares if it's oddly short and wide?
I've got the fake passports,
Yuck. Okay, you know what, Mom? Dina sucks, and you're...
Okay, now shake your dick. Loosely. Loosely. Now shake it fast--
Um, I think you're saying Dad was bad at sex?
I'm Andrew Glouberman's dick. Uh.
(Bethany groaning) Uh... -Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, god!
but that's when the symbols start.
The fathouse man will rape you in your sleep You will hear a sexy voice saying "fathooouse" for the rest of your life
I'm doing my report on my new best friend, Duke Ellington.
-Sorry, I'm trying to get out of my way. -Uh-- Move.
-Hi, ladies. Over here. -Is she toasting? Is that what's going on?
Ooh, I'm so jealous, can I visit your house?
Aw. I'm gonna fucking cry.
Ugh, I just got the chills.
-Lamb of God, Adonai... -Huh?
What? Really? Oh, wait a minute, though, what about Duke?
Remember that porno girl with the dope-ass vibrator?
Okay, group chat, ladies.
-...and famously thicc male ballerina.
let's talk about how Judd's BO make me be like...
-Uh-- -Hey, girl, what's goin' on up there?
Yeah, it's stupid, I didn't want it, the agency wanted it--
Look, I-- I-- I need you guys to take Jay back. He's kinda--
That's a little pokey. Not trying to squish a bug.
Well, I'm more spiritual. I'm open to talking about it, if--
-Since I'm not wearing underwear... -Ugh.
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