Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Married his cousin, yeah, it's all there,
-Um... -And to work alongside you, Connie.
My family. Not his. I don't want him here.
-And that's why we are interested? -I guess we are, huh. All right.
Uh-huh. Jay, would you like to do your paper on Harry Houdini?
it's a long journey, and you should try out different rides.
Win? You mean have an orgasm?
-Let's go. -Okay. I'll do it.
I want her to know that I took it today, idiot.
-But she seems happy, I guess? -Yeah.
until something awesome happens.
Well, it does say, if there's no nip, an abs pic will suffice.
Oh, my God, help! Help!
Indeed. Shall we?
I'm gonna lick my finger now to turn the page.
Oh, is that who he was?
He's barely house-broken. He's an animal.
-what if I start like this, maybe, or... -Oh, okay.
From the moment I heard it, it was like boom, Rainforest Cafe down here.
- I'm lookin' at the computer... -No!
this has been, you know, a real pleasure.
after your parents caught you sending your cousin a dick pic?
Fine. It says,
It looks like you're holding your dick hostage.
♪ Move to the rhythm of my slow breaths ♪
Yeah, we have... some plates. Not-- not a ton. A-anyway,
Hey, guys, nobody likes to be objectified.
A snapshot of your fat cock. A portrait mode of your rockin' chode.
God damn it, you are resilient. It's unbelievable.
No, I did, but for most of my life, it was sorta like--
Nope, nope. Too many fingers.
I just wish you could see your dick the way I do.
- Excuse me, hello.
send a picture of my dick to my father's brother's daughter.
You did the thing!
-She's very ill. -How is this related to vibrators?
half a dill pickle, and a scrap of paper that says "hamburger" on it.
You're not a cool mom trying to get out of a parking spot.
That's too much pressure. You know what, ugh, let's not do this.
♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, I'm in the tub ♪
Adult toys? Watch out.
Omg look at his pennis babe come have sex (moan)
I am a lover of health and of healthy things too.
You know how hard it is to gross out a hormone monster?
Ugh, I don't know.
♪ Engine go, go, I'm on the floor ♪
It's been an honor.
-Oh, it's right, all right. -I like the circular action.
So, I went to your house.
- Aww. -Magic!
-Okay. -Get that dick off you, it's poison.