Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the next contestant on Do the Thing,

I'll just crop out the abs-cess under my left breast.

-minimal problems with the children. -This--

Monkey brains? Nice.

Maybe I'm just gonna be one of those women who can't have orgasms.

Rrraaaid. Frrraid. Afraid.

Oh! Oh, God, Dina!

♪ All I need, my hand pressed ♪

Well, the better you make me feel,

'cause he had to go number four.

You're just gonna go on living

Ooh! You playin' Do the Thing! Go, Jessi! That's my baby.

Jay, what the fuck are you talking about? Duke's mine.

Yeah, he might be weird.

♪ I'm goin' through changes ♪

even though it makes for captivating programming.

And now, I feel like I just can't go back to the lazy river,

Someone tell me what's going on!

Yeah, that's a really cool tea kettle.

So, hysterical paroxysm is...

To me, it looked like an anaconda that ate a calzone,

I got "good booby cake"?

-How did he do that? -Oh, fuck you, Jay.

-And he showed it to you? -I'm a mother. I can handle it.

- Horn-again! -Even though she Jew.

-I can't memorize all these details. -You pervert.

-No thanks. -Pussy scream?

Nicholas Birch, meet the ghost of Harry Houdini.

Do I shake my butt with my dick? I don't--

And I have a Glo Worm

-Okay, okay. How about like this? -Oh. Oh, that's not bad.

Not walkin' up to the counter and purchasing a huge vibrator

-Okay... -But you, you, Andrew Glouberman,

And I guess it's me. I'm puttin' it in my pocket.

-Let's see, Foreskin Dos and Don'ts... -I'm cut.

I think it means she wants a picture of your dick-ture.

"Some scholars trace the invention of the vibrator

They're coming.

Shall we consult the manual?

Hm. That vibrator's got a toothbrush on it.

-I can make that happen. -Just forget it, I have to pee.

-That sounds promising. -Nope.

Come on, you've only tried one method.