Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What are you doing? -You're-- you're not gonna kill yourself?
-"Oh, how thoughtful." -Nick, can I talk to you for a second?
♪ And he's got a sweet pair of dick-suckin' lips ♪
-Oh, that was perfect. -That was good?
♪ He'll never tell! ♪
Survival of the fittest, evolution, the Galapagos--
Jessi. I know your name, Jessi.
And now they make vibrators that are waterproof.
He is emotionally fragile.
You took pictures of your thing?
Okay, nailed the last line, now I just gotta work my way backwards.
"Even though you just called me an animal,
What-- what is this place?
-Yeah! -Okay.
Hello? Bilzerians? Anyone home?
Mom, what's wrong?
-Whoa, did he just--
I'm just workin' on my report. Did you know that Duke was a prankster?
-♪ Ta-da! ♪ -Oh, how thoughtful.
This is my first orgasm!
♪ All I need to go is one hand inside ♪
Yeah, just had coffee. What's up?
Well, jeez Louise, when you talk about it like that,
Yeah, he's been holed up at your house, thinking he's all fancy, like Tony Hawk.
He really does.
we have to activate the jewel.
-No!
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Luda! Hey, buddy! You are gonna love it here.
-Why, Andrew? - And my Newsday.
Then how come your face is in this one?
But mainly, it's just so embarrassing.
That's a short, fat you-know-what on a pair of human testicles.
Oh, Jessi, you were doing it for a second. I mean, not well, but...
I do have this little piece of paper right here.
Look, it's a Fast and the Furious tea kettle.
you get soaked, your face is all twisted,
-Thanks. -Now, ladies...
Oh, she's climbin'! Rub faster.
And while we're speaking plainly,
Oh for the love of fuq
-Jessi... -Hi.
...please bless Sweet Andy's dick on its journey. Amen.