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They sell vibrators on the internet too.
Just take the pic, you can't go wrong.
See, she sucks.
I guess all that's left to do now is, uh...
but you just wanna get right back on that ride.
You can bring it to your public pool.
-Whoa, are you saying you own him? -What?
I once took a very important screw out of Buddy Holly's plane.
-What? -From New York. You know, New Yawk!
-Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God...
Well, he's not as excited as you said he'd be.
-Leah... -All right, fine.
You haven't even looked at your dessert.
...it feels... medical.
Is that thing supposed to go inside you?
I pray for the death of a family member, that we may meet again
-So this one went wrong. -I look ridiculous.
♪ Yodel-ey-ee-ooh ♪
And now, if you'll all look underneath your plates,
Fathouse Industries
Oh, do you wanna live there?
-Too late, Jay. -His butt was perfect.
You're a Native American pool table salesman.
♪ My legs up, don't give a fuck ♪
-But they shouldn't! -Yes!
Aww, I don't wanna say what mine is.
What does he know, Andrew?
-Aw!
♪ Take five, slip and slide ♪
-Yes, I am taking him to the doctor. -What is number four, Mom?
Okay. Whoo!
Looks like two marshmallows
Ah! Charles Darwin.
Hot feeling like some kind away
Yeah. Sounds like your momma just won an orgasm.
Rrovv. Rrover. Over.
It is nothing for me to gain mass.
♪ Ta-da! ♪