Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I'm just floating around in weightless bliss, kind of. You know...

♪ I know best, I know better ♪

Oh, do you, Mom? Last night he asked to borrow one of my hats

Here we go, cleavage pic gets... a dick pic in return.

Oh. But, like... why?

Well, from a sociological perspective, this is fucked up.

Ah! I mean, if that's what the lady wants, then... abs-solutely.

-I'll call you whatever I want. -Oh!

Hey, Mom, are you... okay?

Ew, that sounds like work.

It's just pieces of paper.

They're in the cloud. Did you put 'em in the cloud? We're on a family plan.

-Ugh, don't say that word. -Would you rather I said climax?

and inside the calzone was a huge fuckin' dick.

- Classic Duke. -Ya-da-da.

-Oh, this is cool, I like this. -This horse is workin' for me.

-Well, I wouldn't say I have a chode. -Whatever. Just do it.

Well, I guess I'm sorry I took a number five in your sock drawer.

Wait, how do I even play this?

-What? - What are you talking about?

Ugh, I just can't see myself taking a picture of my member.

We leave right now, start all over.

What if I just sent her a picture of Shaun White's dick?

-Okay. -And make sure you tinkle

-Hmmmm... -What does that mean?

But only because I want to arouse my cousin.

-What do I do with my hands? -Hold it. Hold your penis.

Um, yeah, hi-llo... My name's actually--

-Okay. -Your dick is poison.

-Not sure if this is right.

You sent this filth to your cousin?

♪ Oh, in my life ♪

That part was compelling.

Okay. Like-- You like that?

I didn't let you borrow them, my mom gave them to you.

♪ All I need to go is one hand ♪

Oh, I'll have a third champagne if it-- I dunno, okay.

Barbara, why'd you upload all these pictures of pink mushrooms?