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OKAY, WELL, LIZ AND I ARE TAKING OFF
BUT WE STILL HAVE A HALF-EMPTY TABLE.
I MEAN, HE JUST TOOK OFF -- NO NOTE, NO CALL, NOTHING.
SHE MUST HAVE FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM YALE.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I'M CLOSING EARLY TONIGHT.
I'LL GO GET YOU A REAL BANDAGE.
NO. YOU WANTED TO TALK, SO TALK.
I'M LIZ, LUKE'S SISTER.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD, KIRK.
MOM, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU.
Well, I skipped Obscure Manuscript Humor 101.
NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT THE WIFE.
AND ALREADY I WANT TO KILL YOU. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?
I THINK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE STEAKS.
EXACTLY! ONCE YOU DON'T FILL A TABLE,
I'LL DRAW YOUR PORTRAIT ON MY ETCH A SKETCH.
NO. NO?
AND, YOU KNOW, THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING PRETTY GOOD FOR LIZ,
FOCUS ON YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE.
I WANT THESE IN PURPLE.
OH, LUKE'S SISTER. YEAH.
SO SHE CAN FIX IT AND I CAN LEAVE.
I'M GOING.
THAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE NIGHT.
HE KNOWS. I'M SURE HE DOES.
NO, COME ON. CAESAR'S THERE.
OKAY. RELAX, YOU TWO.
BUT WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN COME HERE
ABOUT WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
Who are Marjorie and Shawna?
THIS IS MY "HIM."
YOU CUT ALL YOUR HAIR. YOU THREW OUT ALL YOUR CLOTHES.
SHE DOES NOT CARE WHAT WE THINK.
SO...
WHAT WOULD JESS SAY TO ME IF I EVER SAW HIM AGAIN?
ANN JILLIAN WAVING IN THE BACK?
NO, SHE DOESN'T, CARRIE. LIZ, PLEASE.
NO GOODBYES?
IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA LIE THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SIT HERE.
AND PENGUINS... AND SANTA CLAUS.
AND THIS TIME, WE'RE UNVEILING THE BOOTH.
RICHARD, I NEED A GIMLET!
YES, BRIEFLY.
GOT A HANDFUL OF BARBIE.
SHE WAS IN YOUR TRUCK.
I DON'T REMEMBER THE NIGHT.
I NEED YOU TO BRING SOMEONE, LORELAI.
GIVE IT BACK!
NO, THAT'S NOT IT. OF COURSE NOT.
DON'T FORGET -- HUMAN POPSICLE.
YOU GOT TO HAVE A GOOD BOOTH. EARRINGS ARE SMALL.
Joe: I'M AT THE SOUTHWEST CORNER, KIRK.
YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, LET ME PAY THE 80 BUCKS. I'LL PITCH IN 10.
WELL, IT'S STILL GOOD TO MEET YOU.
I'M LEAVING.
SO I SUGGEST I PUT IT UNDER MY DRESS
YEAH, IF YOU DO,
NO. HE WASN'T SLEEPING HERE.
NICE. SOMETHING TO PROTECT US FROM FREEZER BURN.
WELL, GET IT FIXED, WOMAN.
THAT WOULD HAVE COST YOU $10 IN THE SUPERMARKET YOU'RE MISSING."
Stroll on terrace? Passable.
WELL, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL RIGHT IF I HAD.
WHAT DID HE ASK YOU ABOUT?