Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, LORELAI. SORRY.
YOU ARE DELIGHTFUL.
AND IT HAD BETTER STILL BE UP THERE, INCLUDING THE BATTERIES.
THEN YOU GOTTA GO.
SYLVIA PLATH WASN'T CRAZY, SHE WAS JUST COLD?
HOW IN THE HECK DID HE GET -- NEVER MIND.
YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU A GOOD GUY,
WHY? THEY'RE CUTE.
I KNOW HE DIDN'T ASK, LORELAI. THAT WAS DELIBERATE.
NO, I DO NOT ACCEPT THAT.
T.J.'S REAL NAME IS GARY? YEAH.
HE SURE IS. WELL, I'LL TAKE 'EM.
JASON.
GIVE IT BACK! I MEAN IT!
I KIND OF SCREW UP A LOT, AND THEN HE HAS TO FIX IT,
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD STAY.
NO, WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT.
YOU STILL STUCK ON HIM, HONEY?
HE DID NOT SAY THAT. I THINK HE DID.
AND DOES NOT ASK ABOUT THE BUSINESS,
THOSE PEOPLE STAYED, AND THEY BOUGHT PLENTY.
AND THEN I CLIMBED BACK UP THE TREE.
SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE LUKE.
I'LL BE HOME TILL 5:30, AND TELL HIM I LOOKED COLD.
LIZ SHOWED ME YOUR OLD HOUSE AND YOUR SCHOOL.
WELL? STILL LOOKING.
YOU NEED A CARBURETOR.
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT.
I LEFT LUKE A MESSAGE. HE'LL DO IT.
HEY, LUKE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
THE BUDWEISER CLYDESDALES PRANCING ALONG,
AND BE ABLE TO PULL OFF AN EXTREMELY CONVINCING "ADRIAN!"
SHE THINKS HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT? STILL LOOKING.
NO. WHY? MY HIP HURTS.
[ SIGHS ] I HEARD HIM TALKING BACK THERE -- GARY.
WELL, THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT!
GOOD, GOOD.
I TOLD THEM THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PRETEND
BIG FAIR THERE.
THAT I'VE CIRCLED FOR YOU IN THE PHONE BOOK.
DID YOU EVER MEET JESS?
IT WAS SO WEIRD.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THINGS ARE GOING GOOD.
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
SINCE YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO WALK, KIRK.
THIS IS BIRD DOG ONE TO BIRD DOG TWO.
THIS BUSINESS THING MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY BAD FOR YOU GUYS.
WELL, IT CERTAINLY CAN'T MATCH YOURS.
YOUR ROOM IS WAY WARMER.
A LIGHTNING BOLT, PLEASE.
THEY'LL CIRCLE THE GAZEBO --
BUT AN UNWELCOME BURDEN TO EVERYONE AROUND ME.
I JUST WANT TO -- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TAYLOR LEFT ME IN CHARGE AND I HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S PERFECT.
THE FIRST TIME I EVER THREW UP FROM BOOZE,
THAT IS MY SINGING "BE HAPPY" BASS,
BUT YOU BLOCK THEIR STAND, AND THEY REALLY GO CRAZY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I MEAN, THAT WAS SO COLD.
IN YOUR OLD AGE OR NOT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
SO HOW LONG TILL IT'S FIXED?
Luke: OW! DAMN IT!
GOT TO GET MY CAR TO GYPSY'S
WOW, THAT'S A WEIRD GUESS.
JUST CURIOUS -- HAVE YOU NOTICED SINCE YOU STARTED STANDING THERE
THEY TURN AROUND,
HEY, LUKE! HEY!
JUST FOR YOU.
THIS TIME I MADE IT. I GOT IN.
CRAZY CARRIE AND I DID NOT GO OUT.
HEY, YOUR MOM SAID.
NO, I JUST SAW THE TRUCK.