Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S HOW I MAKE MY LIVING. IT'S HOW I CAN AFFORD ALL THIS.
I FIX THINGS, EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE FIXED.
YES, AND HE IS THREE DRINKS AHEAD OF EVERYBODY ELSE.
THEY'RE FOR LULU. SHE'S A SWEETHEART.
IT DID WITH ME.
DON'T ACT STUPID. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
GREAT. HOW LONG, YOU THINK?
I THINK IT'S GOOD. IS THERE TOO MUCH TURQUOISE?
YOU PUT THOSE EARRINGS OUT ON MY COUNTER,
ON THE NICE, WARM RORY.
YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP.
DO YOU LIKE THIS GUY?
RORY, WAIT. STOP!
OKAY. MY MISTAKE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER WITH US.
GO HOME. YOU WON'T HAVE TO WATCH.
OKAY, I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK.
YES, THE HOODS ARE CUTE, BUT IT'S ALWAYS COLD -- ALWAYS.
ARE NOT THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE CIRCUIT,
I REPEAT -- WE NEED MORE STARS IN THE GAZEBO AREA.
I NEVER SAID I WAS BRINGING SOMEONE.
AND DON'T WEAR THOSE PANTY HOSE WITH THE SEAMS UP THE BACK.
[ SIGHS ]
OH, NO.
WELL, PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE MY STUFF.
SHAWNA, MARJORIE, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
COFFEE'S ON. POP TARTS ARE POP TARTING.
MAYBE THE GOOD ONE.
T.J. JUST BUILT ME THE GREATEST BOOTH.
HE HAD A CERTAIN SOMETHING. YEAH, LACK OF CHROMOSOMES.
WAS ACTUALLY A LITTLE TOO TOUCHY-FEELY FOR ME.
WE'LL SAVE YOU SOME FOOD.
I THINK HE'S STILL HUNG UP ON HER.
THE WIFE?
POINTING AND LAUGHING.
MOM, HOW MUCH LONGER DO JASON AND I
I HAD SOME BEER -- BEERS.
I COULDN'T SEE WHO WAS DRIVING, OKAY?
YOU NEED ANYTHING?
YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
I WILL, HOWEVER, HELP YOU TO CALL
HE'S DEFINITELY ONE OF THE GOOD ONES --
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
NO, I'M SURE YOU CAN SEE IT ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
LIZ HAS A FEELING ABOUT HIM, THOUGH.
I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT HIM. I THINK HE'S GONNA BE OKAY.
I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD TURN THIS INTO SOMETHING RIDICULOUS.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THE ESKIMOS THINKING?
GET OUT OF THE WAY, KIRK.
OH, GREAT.
ALL THAT CRAP YOU SAID TO LUKE,
YOU SAID YOU WOULD COME. AND YOU'RE BRINGING SOMEONE.
OKAY, WELL, I SHOULD GO.
AFTER WE LIGHT THE BONFIRE, THE DANCERS SHOULD COME THROUGH.
OH, HEY.
AT LEAST YOU KNOW YOU TRIED.
DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MY BIG PROBLEM TILL TODAY,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO A VERSATELLER
JOE, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED MY GIRLFRIEND'S LOBES?
JUST AN IMPOSING, JUDGMENTAL KNOW-IT-ALL
PLEASE STAY OUT OF IT. HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING.
WAY TO STATE THE OBVIOUS.
SO, LOOK, I KIND OF HEARD YOU GUYS TALKING,
YOU WAITING FOR IT TO TELL YOU WHERE IT HURTS?
IT'S JUST BEEN THE LAST SIX MONTHS HE STARTED CALLING,
DID NOTHING TO CURB YOUR APPETITE?
THE WORD "ETCH A SKETCH" COMES UP.
WE NEED TO LEAVE SOON.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE'D COME BACK AND TRY AND TAKE IT.
YOU'RE MAKING A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF.
AND THEN I CAME HERE, AND I CLIMBED YOUR TREE.
THEY'RE GONNA FALL APART. NO, THEY'RE NOT.
AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A LOVELY EVENING.
YEAH.
I COULDN'T DO A THING WITH HIM.
NOW, TRADITIONALLY, THE FRUIT-ICE PEOPLE
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY THAT I ASSUMED,
I DON'T LIKE BLOOD, OKAY? THEN LEAVE IT ALONE.
OH, YEAH. THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
[ GASPS ]
HEY, LIZ, YOU WANT ME TO NEGOTIATE WITH HIM FOR YOU?