Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PLUS, YOU HAVE TO EAT FISH FOR BREAKFAST,

WOW. A SECOND "RORY" IN 10 SECONDS.

SO, ON A WIGGED-OUT LEVEL FROM ONE TO 10, MOM'S --

NO, I CAN'T LEAVE IT.

Jason: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I'VE EVEN BEEN THINKING ABOUT MOVING BACK HERE.

SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE A MARCHING BAND BEHIND YOU? GO AWAY.

WELL, YOU CAN SPARE A COUPLE OF THINGS.

I DON'T KNOW. WE HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. LIKE WHAT?

A SOLUTION WOULD HAVE BEEN BIRTH CONTROL.

I AM GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT.

HEY, DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE

TRACK THESE DOWN FOR ME? THEY'RE ALL OUT OF PRINT.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME?

WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE STYX/REO SPEEDWAGON/JOURNEY CONCERT

NO PLACE TO LIVE, LUKE FINDS AN APARTMENT.

I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING HIM TO COME BACK, THAT'S ALL.

IT'S A PATTERN. WELL, LUKE LIKES HIS ROUTINE.

SHE REALLY DOESN'T CARE WHAT I THINK.

THEY JUST MADE OUT.

THE PROFESSIONAL WINDOW GUYS ARE DRIVING BY,

THE PLACE IS GOING CRAZY FOR THE EARRINGS.

EVERYBODY HAD A CRUSH ON BUTCH DANES IN HIGH SCHOOL.

LIZ MADE THEM YESTERDAY. SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THEM.

"HEY, LOOK AT THAT BOOTH WITH THE NICE SIGN."

THEN OUT COME THE FLAMING BATONS.

JESS? YES. WHEN?

AND NOBODY BUYS THEM...

MAYBE IF WE ADD A LAYER OF TINFOIL.

SO I WAS TRYING TO BOND OR SOMETHING.

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! WE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK.

* OH, THERE'S MORE LEFT TO LIKE *

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LUKE. THIS IS ABOUT RORY.

OR ANYONE YOU WANTED ME TO SEE, I COULD.

HONESTLY, LORELAI, IT'S NOT YOUR LOOKS THAT KEEP THEM AWAY.

YEAH, I KNEW HE GOT MARRIED, BUT I HADN'T SEEN THE FACE YET.

FINE. NOBODY WAS BELIEVING YOU TWO AS A COUPLE ANYWAY.

CAN I HAND YOU SOMETHING?

[ INHALES SHARPLY ] NOTHING.

I WENT IN, HE SAW ME, AND HE LEFT.

RICHARD, I DON'T THINK HE HAD AN AGENDA.

THEY THREW LEMON RINDS. BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER.

WOULD IT? NO, IT WOULDN'T.

ALL RIGHT, THE DARTMORES ARE TRYING TO CHANGE BETTY'S VIEWING.

OH, I DO. I THINK HE'S LIKE DAD.

THEN RORY CAN DIG A TUNNEL.

DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND THE STORY? I THINK SO.

I THOUGHT I'D PUT SOME OF MY EARRINGS OUT -- SEE IF I COULD SELL SOME.