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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[attendant gasps]
Also, not until I figure out
No more head bonks.
Tasha, why?
and take everything for granted.
and anally expressed twice a day.
[loud knocking]
[vocalizing]
and earn money at the same time?
[groaning]
♪
Well, I'll be.
we're calling the cops.
-Ah! Jerk! -[others exclaim]
You sold us a worthless timeshare!
but we're rich in what counts around here: points!
It's the worst one of all!
but how did I get a machine that makes keys?
Beware.
But if your wife turns up dead,
That woman's luggage gets a room, but we don't?!
Well, of course. You're not prisoners.
Homer, what is more important: to feel rich or to be rich?
Who will it be?
-Moochers? -They're despicable.
I'm doing a cleanse.
[growling, barking]
-[seabirds squawking] -[horn blows]
-[Lisa] You're it! [laughing] -[Bart laughing]
But when can we use the timeshare?
Oh, you think you've won, eh?
Read it and weep.
You call these crudités?
Your unborn children will inherit your points.
with kisses
Finally, I can relax.
I'm selling you something