Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that it was supposed to happen.

-Where? -[Handler] The question is when.

[Luther, mouth full] Diego, this is a setup.

A word, in private?

-Seconds? -[Reginald] Mmm.

BINGO, YOU OLD SHITBAGS!

get into our heads

[manager grunts]

relax, all right?

[announcer] I-29.

They meet somewhere in the timeline but never in the same place twice.

You lost your brother. I'd call that more than a snag.

[Five] This is a matter of life and death, you imbecile.

♪ When the whistle blows... ♪

All right, so, I have been getting a lot of questions from the young folk

Oh, jealous, Number Two?

Don't mess with my flow.

Hey, the other day you said a bunch of stuff

I'm willing to get you and your family out of this timeline

Oh, don't worry, me and him are gonna have words.

I know you fancy yourself a spiritual guru and all of that,

Jill... Oh, that's the, um...

-I need some time to think about it. -Fine.

Because we might not...

I distinctly remember you telling me that that apocalypse had to happen,

-Her parents won't even talk to her. -Jill...

Allison, am I lying?

I mean, I can't take a piss without you nitpicking at my aim.

[whispers in English] Unharm my wiener.

[Bob Cox's "I Live Alone" plays on radio]

[patrons chattering, growing quiet]

-♪ After I count down three rounds ♪ -[Luther] Diego?

I am a fraud! A fraud.

He would never hurt anyone.

Okay, yeah, maybe we should take turns talking. Yeah?

Hey, no more numbers.

-♪ Oh, babe ♪ -[Diego] Blood.

Aah... [gasping]

Called us the Umbrella Academy.

-[crowd gasps, groans] -[cackles]

I ship out next week.

We're from the future.

Can we go somewhere?

[rock violin music playing]

that's due to kick off in just a few days?

[takes deep breath]

What transpired when you tried traveling before?

-You hesitated. -No, I didn't.

♪ This is what you want This is what you get ♪

[announcer] O-72!

What? That's not supposed to happen yet.