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I mean it.
Uh, you guys wanna help me get her into the car?
I'd like to use your phone, if I may.
I know why it happened.
So, what you got there?
Well, today's the day a certain chestnut-brown-haired beauty is going to succumb to the charms of salmon.
How are you?
Well, I had to promise that she'd agree to a whole list of conditions, but he finally said yes.
Yeah, hi.
I'm gonna beg him to give her this job back.
What?
I know.
And it will be my pleasure to serve you.
What conditions?
Well, for one thing, I find it charming that you would try to impress me by ordering an elegant souffle, when I know perfectly well that your favorite dessert is frozen snicker bars.
All right, um... I'm sorry.
How can I be upset when I have so much to be thankful for?
He told the missus he was just stepping out for lunch and took a left instead of a right at the Isle of Langerins.
That is great.
Very well, Miss Howe, if you insist.
Uh-huh.
And the way I figure it, everyone who knows I'm a washout is gone.
Yeah, and order a chocolate souffle for dessert.
Eight o'clock?
It really could.
Carla, I'm shocked.
Hey, what makes you think that I was going to ask you for a date?
Good choice.
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