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Mr. Stone!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it was.
I don't know, Carla.
I expected you to be as... as charming as you've been tonight.
Two Amstel lights?
He could very well be the most handsome man I have ever seen.
I always thought you were more of a cheap pickup with a headlight missing.
A Mercedes catalog.
Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience.
The flowers, the candy, the wine.
Whoa, how'd it go?
You're quitting because of this machine?
Uh...
Greg Stone, the new exec VP.
Thanks.
Mr. Stone, I'd like you to meet Sam Malone.
Well, now, wait.
It's just dinner.
All right, I'll call you a cab.
What are you gonna tell her?
The way I see it, I got about a half-hour window of opportunity opening up here.
So you’re dad didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about.
Then why did you come in here?
Rebecca Howe.
Next thing you know, she'll be doing the backstroke on your waterbed.
Don't you see a connection between those two things?
Huh?
Really?
Oh.
Come on, please.
Well, then what's the problem?
Well, you deserve to have nice things done for you.