Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Did it make you mad? - Yes, sir.

He ordered me and Lance Corporal Dawson to give Willie a Code Red.

He might even try to cut into a few officers for you.

I’m the only friend you’ve got.

- Yes, sir. - Why didnít you?

sweetie i can't cut hair to save life! oh i know you can't won't ask again!

I got some oregano. I hear that works pretty good.

And because he exercised his own set of values...

Not this dramatic But close

Read the letters. I'll expect your report when you return from Cuba.

Why do you like Dune so much?

Blanchard's Gone. there is no blanchard

- I do. - Have a seat, please, sir.

he is dead because he had no honor, and god was watching

Don't worry. I'm not gonna make a motion for separation.

Doesn’t Kevin feel like the total asshole

- I'll hold you in contempt. - You doctored the logbook!

How did you know where the mass hall was if its not in this book?

that it be me who is assigned to represent them...

I guess I was sick every time they served indian

What I Do Want Is For You To Stand There In Your Faggoty White Uniform

What do you suggest we do?

The match with Sink Catz. Was that 4:00 in the afternoon?

Last chance. I'll flip you for it.

I never had the chance to interview him, so I don't know what he saw.

I WANT GEOCITIES BACK!

Good morning! Have a great day!

who's filling in for carmelia techuwan? adam bodak.

the explicit instructions of a platoon leader seems particularly relevant.

Yeah, yeah. Tomorrow morning I get them a new attorney.

with which you seem to handle everything else...

Why the two orders? Colenel?

Before you go getting yourself into trouble tomorrow, you should know...

UK basketball Hostage fan? Is there any other kind?

at Boston Mercy Hospital.

- Who was that? - Lance Corporal Harold Dawson.

It's not possible?

Always, Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Andrew Markinson...

The Andrews log lists no flight that landed at 2:00 a. m.

I'm a fair guy, but this fucking ranking is making me absolutely crazy.

No, sir. No book, sir.

That wasn't funny.

One more, I get a set of steak knives.

Defense counsel will address the witness as "colonel" or "sir. "

Bring her back in.

They beat up on a weakling. That's all they did.

of a Soviet-made Cuban AK-47 assault rifle.

And because I do, I can say this:

- This is funny. That's what this is. - This lawyer may be appointed by you.

Colonel, I think it would be better to hold this discussion in private.

- Are you asking me out on a date? - No.

I knew your son vaguely, which is to say I knew his name.

And when it went bad, you cut those guys loose!

What happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?

Childs In the Commanders Meeting

what do you think of the folks marching with guns protesting masks?

I'm going to blame you.

Rifle Security Company Windward, Second Platoon Bravo.

that lets me know that as a Marine one of my duties is to perform Code Reds?

22 Vlad Attacks

- If you pass me documents- - Do it swiftly and don't look eager.

You can't handle the truth! voce nao aguenta a verdade!

two meritorious service medals and two letters of commendation.

I can't imagine... What this would be like!!!

I have no idea.

I have two books at my bedside-

I *STRENUOUSLY* OBJECT!

A whiny old commie? Is there another kind?

Did you make a change in Quickbooks??!!

Just take the night off. Go see your wife, your daughter.

The match with Sink Catz - was that 0400 in the afternoon?

Colonel jessup, how did you organize your library?

What did we do wrong?!

He's been in the papers lately. He's expected to be appointed...

You're a lousy frickin' fantasy football player, Beidler!

If you think you can't get him, yeah.

is call some witnesses who will talk about implied orders.

It's six months... It's nothing. It's a hockey season.

The evidence is gone. There is no evidence.

Now don't forget. When Sally gets back, you're my witness.

Colonel Nathan R. Jessup and the Lord our God.

We're gonna lose... ... and we're gonna lose, huge

Commander, Lieutenant Kaffee is generally...

No, I'd like to request that it be I who am assigned-

Danny, be sure and ask nicely.

I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds pretty bad.

I'd like an answer to the question, judge. The court will wait for an answer

i think they look pretty idiot myself...

Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think

If we work at it, we can get covid charged with the Kennedy assassination.

Do you side with brady or the animal The gd animal

I want to slam-dunk this guy.

- Did you witness it? - I didn't need to.

One and two, with two out. And a line drive to left center.

I'm lead counsel, Samir Patel. This is Daniel Farnsworth.

Hard drive, right field. We're gonna have a tied ballgame.

The witness has rights.

WHy are you always Giving me your resume

Who's gonna lose the Ryder Cup? You, Captain Weinberg?

in your barracks room at 1620, am I right?

with "Unit, Corps, God, Country"?

What did we do wrong?

- Do you think my father would have? - With the evidence we got?

you're not suggesting that I back off a material witness?

Did you order the COVAX refusal?

Lance Corporal Harold W. Dawson, United States Marine Corps...

But you have to ask me nicely

You wanna ask me about Code Reds? On the record...

- The witness has been read his rights. - The question will be repeated.

So this is what a classroom looks like...

- We're taking the right approach. - We've been over this already.

There was a platoon meeting on September 6 at 4:00 in the afternoon.

I’d bet on you every day and twice on Sunday.

charged with your son's death will be concluded...

What's the word?

so it's gonna be that i'll know the order anyway regardless of how it's gonna turn out? yes i'll be in control of the steps taken to carry it out.

He hadn't packed a thing.

while Dawson has remained a lance corporal.

Pretty Impressive, Huh?

I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.

We can move to an immediate Article 39A session Banter has rights, your honor

Please the court, I suggest the 49ers be dismissed. The division has wildcards

What did that mean?

Charged with a crime?

I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain.

- Don't look at him! - Hal!

Sir, P.F.C. Louden Downey, sir!

Mike, did you order the code RED

did you drink the racist Mountain Dew code red?!

is the exact same story youíre gonna hear from Lance Corporal Dawson...

You mind telling me why you never mentioned this before?

Forks Forks everywhere...

- They were following orders. - An illegal order.

By everyone. By Dawson, by Galloway.

You can't handle the Mitch You can't handle the Mitch

7:00 tonight we'll do a final Kendrick review.

You Want Me On that call! You need me on that call!

the government rests.

Me after 10 years...

You're goddamned right

But on May 18, I'd fallen back about 20 or 30 yards...

NOBODY LIKES HER VERY MUCH

when the blue falcon tells SSGT you're trying to skate

no I can nawwwt

Captain, I appreciate you seeing me on such short notice.

will the truth blow your mind? is ignorance really blissfull?

“Traveler’s Diarrhea?” “Is there another kind?”

- I'm sorry. - I know.

Did you make this a black tie event

Well, it ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Any attempt to prove otherwise is futile 'cause it just ain't true.

Your boys are going down Stoops I can’t stop it anymore

received no food or drink, except water, for a period of seven days?

and you tell him that you want to have new counsel assigned.

and i believe coddling the delusions of a bunch of idiots who don't know what makes water boil...

steak knives. sweet

We've been working 20 hours a day for three and half weeks straight.

I'm gonna check you into a motel. We are gonna start from the beginning.

i’m quite certain i’ve earned it. take your seat, guinea.

Then why the two orders?

You're a lousy fucking golfball player, Jack!

Someone hasn't been working and playing well with others, Harold.

-But not me. -From what I get from your colleagues...

Oh, Jesus Christ!

warning that the practice of enlisted men...

There is no Syria Syria's gone

My answer is... I don't have the first damn clue

What the fuck Is going on here?

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Just make a motion tomorrow morning at the arraignment.

and folded neatly in his footlocker.

The rag was tested for poison. The autopsy, lab reports.

Dawson's gonna go to jail just to spite me.

by pretending their horseshit is real just because they choose to believe it...

...was needed to make it this far in life.

- She's not cut out for litigation. - She's a hell of an investigator.

how could you be in your room at 1620?

You said respect from every fan Of every team

I'm not in The Odyssey? Are you in The Odyssey?

Possibly. There would still be symptoms, though.

At 3:00, the doctor wasnít able to determine the cause of death.

There's gotta be someone who can testify to the flight.

'Cause they Get on base

What you think You are entitled to

I'd be delighted to hear any suggestions that you might have, sir.

So there's really only one question- What would you do?

We'll just hop on the ferry. We'll be there in no time.

Commander, is it possible?

Sure. If you feel like it.

I'm requesting-

your fake “excitement” makes me want to beat the shit outta somebody!

Be home in six months.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

This is Funny! That's What this Is!

Did you order Dawson and two other men to make sure that Private Bell...

He's successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months.

It was 'cause it was over 100 degrees, and my palms were sweaty...

Todd to Yancy...

yes beryl roijutertrayal? why is the J missing? because it got fractured in hospital.

What work do you do above your grade

former Navy judge advocate and attorney general of the United States.

All right. That's all I have. Thanks very much for your time.

- I have Markinson. - Where is he?

You want me at that Shabbat

Sam, I need you to do something for me.

The first flight stateside left Guantanamo Bay at 2300.

- These men weren't on the list. - Rebuttal witnesses, Your Honor...

- Let's sort this thing out. - Shit!

I assume we'll find the term Code Red and its definition in that book.

No you may not.

If you havent well, you’re just letting the best in life pass you by.

I just happen to have made it a little farther than you.

Your boys are going down danny I can’t stop it anymore

Maybe- and I'm just spit-balling here-

you use holidays as a punch line

Anyway, since we seem out of places to move to, I thought Id drink a little.

Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant.

Made a mistake ... Let's not relive it!