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Danny, I'm sorry.
Your boy is going down, Donnie. Can’t stop that anymore.
Used cars...
Matthew?
Will do. What are we looking at?
There's an officer on deck.
I represent the United States government without passion or prejudice.
I don't know why I'm agreeing to this.
and testify for the record that they were given an order.
oh god even you wouldn't get into god's gym with those crimples! even i wouldn't start to the finishing pole with your dtopsomechiptals!
You shouldn't be an admin.
Your boy bill is going down baby I can’t stop it anymore
- Do you have an answer? - Absolutely.
- I did the job- - Did you order the Code Red?
You're such a coward I can't believe they let you wear a uniform
Would you pork the girl in the youtube video I just farted
- Object! - Sustained.
The shift reported only one sentry returned his weapon to the switch...
a Lance Corporal Harold Dawson and a Private Louden Downey-
I'm appalled, sir.
We further ask the court members to lend no weight to this witness's testimony.
and it was that condition, and not some mysterious poison, that caused the accelerated chemical reaction?
your lack of acknowledgement of this court as a proper authority.
The Mavs lost because they had no honor And God was watching
- Move to reconsider. - Your objection is noted.
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Captain, I'd like to request that it be me who's the attorney-
Three cases in two years? Who's she handling, the Rosenbergs?
You boys are going down Stepha,I can’t stop it anymore
I'll allow it, but... Watch yourself counselor
and that man died from a heart-related incident...
How's the work comin'?
- Not according to them. - What did they say?
It was oregano, Dave. It was $10 worth of oregano.
You need Shander on that Philly wall!
Let's hope, for Dawson and Downey, you practice law better than play softball.
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6 months. It’s a hickey season.
What's that?
We're gonna lose, and we're gonna lose huge.
Come on... ...Bravo!
All you did was weaken a company today
This is Lieutenant Commander Galloway with the JAG Corps in Washington.
But we’ll make some noise
Yes. I'm sure youíre right.
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- That's it. - What about motive?
The old man is wrong
Unfortunately no.
- Do you believe they have a case? - You and Dawson.
You want me on TA You need me on TA
Our parties both are descendant of Jefferson. They both believe in the basic ideals of our republic.
I'm gonna have me a bowl of Shreddies
I’m being charged with a crime?
After Dawson and Downey's arrest on the night of the sixth...
You fucking people.
Not in a million years.
you're much too valuable in your present assignment to be wasted...
The witness can't possibly testify as to how sick every other child is.
we're in the business of running a superpower, republicans.
If it please the court, the government calls Mr. R.C. McGuire.
You were bullied into the draft chat by memories of a great actor
and they are undisputed.
Será?
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I don't give a shit.
sd sd
A lesson he learned after the Curtis Bell incident, right?
Can you speak slowly?
You really gotta hand it to the Secret Service agents, boy…
Did you order the code NEG
And the hits just keep on comin’
so if you want anything else, bring it with you.
where he offered information about Corporal Dawson's fence line shooting...
in the matter of U.S. v. Dawson and Downey.
- Was there any sign of violence? - You mean, other than the dead body?
I walk into that every time.
- What exactly are you accusing me of? - How long did you know about the order?
I was talking to Sam.
I was William's executive officer.
Standard Operating Procedure, Rifle Security Company, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
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I'm sorry. I was expecting someone older.
It's on its way, and it is now 10 to 10.
Oh, come on. That was damn funny.
- No more questions. - The witness is excused.
Lieutenant Sam Weinberg. He'll be assisting.
Gg Gg
I'll see you around campus. I gotta go arrest Kendrick.
if I were directly involved with the case.
They tortured and tormented a weaker kid!
I do know you.
- What's a garden variety Code Red? - Sir?
I personally give each man a thorough physical examination.
You have to ask nicely You have to ask nicely
Division will give me a lot of room on this one...
You see shit.
I'm sure that's the thing to do.
And listen up, 'cause I really mean this.
and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.
You can’t handle the McButtFart
I thought this Code Red shit wasn't going on anymore.
How mad?
We use words like bright and articulate to describe booger athletes.
The Dems are going down Danny I can’t stop it anymore
The court will wait for an answer
Get it.
so that I can go home in six months...
MEAT What I do want is for you to stand there in your faggoty white uniform
God forbid our clients decide to plead not guilty...
And rounding third is Cal Ripken...
Jessup's star is on the rise.
- Call your first witness. - Where is he?
Restricted from running distances over five miles for one week. "
It's not like he hanged himself by his shoelaces...
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties …
You gotta ask me nicely
I said, "Traveler's Diarrhea?" YOu said, "Is there any other kind
Are you feelin' It!? Blue Wave
Thank you, sir. I'm fine.
We’re gonna lose And we’re gonna lose huge
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and you're given an order...
I think that's a mistake, Colonel.
You have to ask the Yeti nicely
A bitter whiny old commie? Is there another kind?
All you did was weaken a country today bobby
You’re Goddamn Right He Did!
You friggin people You have no idea how to defend Alaska
drew a nickel-plated pistol from his holster...
You want me on TA You need me on TA
I gave it its due attention.
Do you have any other questions for me, counselor?
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You fucking people
Your boys are going down Barnes I can’t stop it anymore
You wanna ask me about mandates? On the record…
follow the advice of the galactically stupid?"
Colonel, I do have to ask you a couple of questions about September 6.
Yes, sir.
I was wondering if- How youíd feel about my taking you to dinner tonight?
I brought a change of clothes and some personal items.
Look at this. Earlier this week, he’s swimming in pinstripe tears…
The Truth!
The government will stipulate.
He's a little preoccupied.
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Fighting For Power
IT'S NOT SENTINELONE
The objection of the defense has been heard and overruled.
- Kendrick said different. Have proof? - He's lying. I have the defendants.
I told the men that we had an informer among us...
I know it was FBS! I don't have to have it read back to me.
Train him to think of his unit before himself- to respect the code.
YOU WANT ME AT THAT FRONT DESK YOU NEED ME AT THAT FRONT DESK
The order- A: Kendrick gave it, B: They had to follow it.
Can you speak slowly?
And we found it in the Corps.
Colonel Julius Alexander Randolph is presiding.
Jessup is about to be appointed director of operations for the Security Council.
I'm not through with my examination. Sit down.
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There is no Martinson
to begin burning sugar instead of oxygen?
We've had our differences. I said some things I didn't mean.
MUELLER
"THE WITNESS HAS RIGHTS!"
Ignored the order?
Then what's the secret? Huh? What are the magic words?
You got bullied into that court, Keithy
NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANSS BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY BAD.
and specifically told them to give him a Code Red.
You fucked with the wrong Maintenance Support Manager!!
All rise.
and that despite any desire they might have to seek retribution...
Get me Howard on the phone.
Your witness.
Dr. Stone, in your expert, professional opinion...
A moment ago you said that you ordered Lieutenant Kendrick...
Well, I think Jessupís gonna have his hands full today.
Are you markinson? No. I'm not markinson. That's two down
Really? That's great!
executing a routine order they never believed would result in harm?
Paranoid general idiot underling
That's 4:00.
You were leaving for one day. You packed a bag and made three calls.
- That's Guantanamo Bay. - I knew that one.
"Oh, well, if you strenuously object, then I should take time to reconsider. "
- I know. - What did we do wrong?
HAL?
I'm Daniel Kaffee. This is Sam Weinberg.
Lieutenant Kaffee, I have to ask you to state your question.
Don't get the president just yet.
at no time was his health in danger.
- Can't do it. - They called the ambulance.
- Do Code Reds still happen here? -Jo, he doesn't need to answer that.
the American way.
- I'm being charged with a crime? - You have a right to consult a lawyer.
We believe it did, sir.
We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.
- For the file. - Yeah.
Irestone will stipulate
You heard what I said. Did Lieutenant Kendrick order you guys...
You believe that, don’t you, Denise, that I'm here to help you in anyway I can?
someone who can really look into this-
Me right now…
Splendid.
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Why transfer him To Tuscaloosa?
- You're still lead counsel. - Splendid.
and the rag was pushed too far down, is it possible that my cells...
TAKE YOUR SEAT...COLONEL
- That's it? That's the plan? - That's the plan.
Excuse me. I didn't dismiss you.
John, you're in charge.
- Where is he? - The Downtown Lodge in Northeast.
On the charge of conspiracy to commit murder...
This court-martial is adjourned.
We're in the business of saving lives, Lieutenant Colonel Markinson.
Cal, did you order the team to slow it down late when things got tight Did you order your late game rock fight?
I said “U.S. Thanksgiving?” You said “Is there any other kind?”
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don't go for it.
I ask you to help me.
You're a lousy frickin hockey player Vladimir
You want me on that horse (wearing dreadlocks)
I was hoping I'd be taken seriously.
“Did you fund Alvin Bragg for DA?!” “You’re g**damned right I did!”
and I'd forgotten to use the resin like we were taught.
I'm a fair guy, but this fucking screaming is making me absolutely crazy.
Dawson brought a hungry guy some food. What crime did he commit?
We use words like bright and articulate to describe booger athletes who can respond to an interviewers questions in a coherent fashion.
That's all you did.
I’d appreciate if you’d send a link from now on, I believe I’ve earned it.
Attending physician says the rag was treated with some kind of toxin.
We're gonna go to another room.
to find out what you can.
Libra’s going down, Marky. I can't stop it anymore.
When someone asks me if I like cosmic crisp apples
Avenue, It's the big white house