Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was oregano, Dave. It was $10 worth of oregano.

You believe that, don’t you, Denise, that I'm here to help you in anyway I can?

follow the advice of the galactically stupid?"

You need Shander on that Philly wall!

You wanna ask me about mandates? On the record…

I personally give each man a thorough physical examination.

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The Dems are going down Danny I can’t stop it anymore

“Did you fund Alvin Bragg for DA?!” “You’re g**damned right I did!”

- What exactly are you accusing me of? - How long did you know about the order?

Thank you, sir. I'm fine.

When someone asks me if I like cosmic crisp apples

Your boy bill is going down baby I can’t stop it anymore

Name the Movie ????

And rounding third is Cal Ripken...

- That's it. - What about motive?

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You really gotta hand it to the Secret Service agents, boy…

Jessup is about to be appointed director of operations for the Security Council.

I'm sure that's the thing to do.

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and you're given an order...

in the matter of U.S. v. Dawson and Downey.

- Object! - Sustained.

and specifically told them to give him a Code Red.

Let's hope, for Dawson and Downey, you practice law better than play softball.

MEAT What I do want is for you to stand there in your faggoty white uniform

someone who can really look into this-

I ask you to help me.

"THE WITNESS HAS RIGHTS!"

Paranoid general idiot underling

- That's Guantanamo Bay. - I knew that one.

You fucked with the wrong Maintenance Support Manager!!

I’d appreciate if you’d send a link from now on, I believe I’ve earned it.

Get me Howard on the phone.

Why transfer him To Tuscaloosa?

Ignored the order?

You have to ask nicely You have to ask nicely

- I did the job- - Did you order the Code Red?

There is no Martinson

- I'm being charged with a crime? - You have a right to consult a lawyer.

- Was there any sign of violence? - You mean, other than the dead body?

We use words like bright and articulate to describe booger athletes.

We further ask the court members to lend no weight to this witness's testimony.

and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

and that despite any desire they might have to seek retribution...

Jessup's star is on the rise.

After Dawson and Downey's arrest on the night of the sixth...

There's an officer on deck.

If it please the court, the government calls Mr. R.C. McGuire.

We're in the business of saving lives, Lieutenant Colonel Markinson.

Can you speak slowly?

"Oh, well, if you strenuously object, then I should take time to reconsider. "

A bitter whiny old commie? Is there another kind?

I'm not through with my examination. Sit down.

How's the work comin'?

I think that's a mistake, Colonel.

The witness can't possibly testify as to how sick every other child is.

And the hits just keep on comin’

Fighting For Power

we're in the business of running a superpower, republicans.

We're gonna go to another room.

You fucking people

You're such a coward I can't believe they let you wear a uniform

You’re Goddamn Right He Did!

and it was that condition, and not some mysterious poison, that caused the accelerated chemical reaction?

so if you want anything else, bring it with you.

- Move to reconsider. - Your objection is noted.

I was William's executive officer.

You can’t handle the McButtFart

Your boys are going down Barnes I can’t stop it anymore

You boys are going down Stepha,I can’t stop it anymore

Look at this. Earlier this week, he’s swimming in pinstripe tears…

Come on... ...Bravo!

It's on its way, and it is now 10 to 10.

He's a little preoccupied.

- Kendrick said different. Have proof? - He's lying. I have the defendants.

Libra’s going down, Marky. I can't stop it anymore.

Are you markinson? No. I'm not markinson. That's two down

- Not according to them. - What did they say?

6 months. It’s a hickey season.

You fucking people.

But we’ll make some noise

You were leaving for one day. You packed a bag and made three calls.

the American way.

I know it was FBS! I don't have to have it read back to me.

Our parties both are descendant of Jefferson. They both believe in the basic ideals of our republic.

Lieutenant Kaffee, I have to ask you to state your question.

I'm appalled, sir.

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I walk into that every time.

I'm a fair guy, but this fucking screaming is making me absolutely crazy.

John, you're in charge.

And listen up, 'cause I really mean this.

You were bullied into the draft chat by memories of a great actor

Unfortunately no.

Yes. I'm sure youíre right.

It's not like he hanged himself by his shoelaces...

I represent the United States government without passion or prejudice.

All you did was weaken a company today

The shift reported only one sentry returned his weapon to the switch...

Then what's the secret? Huh? What are the magic words?

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Me right now…

YOU WANT ME AT THAT FRONT DESK YOU NEED ME AT THAT FRONT DESK

- Do you have an answer? - Absolutely.

Three cases in two years? Who's she handling, the Rosenbergs?

We’re gonna lose And we’re gonna lose huge

I don't give a shit.

Lieutenant Sam Weinberg. He'll be assisting.

and that man died from a heart-related incident...

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties …

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Standard Operating Procedure, Rifle Security Company, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

You want me on TA You need me on TA

- Do you believe they have a case? - You and Dawson.

I'm Daniel Kaffee. This is Sam Weinberg.

We've had our differences. I said some things I didn't mean.

The order- A: Kendrick gave it, B: They had to follow it.

Not in a million years.

On the charge of conspiracy to commit murder...

Train him to think of his unit before himself- to respect the code.

Did you order the code NEG

We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.

You friggin people You have no idea how to defend Alaska

- Call your first witness. - Where is he?

A lesson he learned after the Curtis Bell incident, right?

I was hoping I'd be taken seriously.

And we found it in the Corps.

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you're much too valuable in your present assignment to be wasted...

Would you pork the girl in the youtube video I just farted

You got bullied into that court, Keithy

and I'd forgotten to use the resin like we were taught.

- You're still lead counsel. - Splendid.

The objection of the defense has been heard and overruled.

You want me on that horse (wearing dreadlocks)

Will do. What are we looking at?

Cal, did you order the team to slow it down late when things got tight Did you order your late game rock fight?

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Oh, come on. That was damn funny.

if I were directly involved with the case.

I’m being charged with a crime?

We use words like bright and articulate to describe booger athletes who can respond to an interviewers questions in a coherent fashion.

Attending physician says the rag was treated with some kind of toxin.

Dr. Stone, in your expert, professional opinion...

Dawson brought a hungry guy some food. What crime did he commit?

Excuse me. I didn't dismiss you.

I said, "Traveler's Diarrhea?" YOu said, "Is there any other kind

drew a nickel-plated pistol from his holster...

Division will give me a lot of room on this one...

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I gave it its due attention.

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The old man is wrong

I'm sorry. I was expecting someone older.

We're gonna lose, and we're gonna lose huge.

Do you have any other questions for me, counselor?

I said “U.S. Thanksgiving?” You said “Is there any other kind?”

Irestone will stipulate

Colonel, I do have to ask you a couple of questions about September 6.

IT'S NOT SENTINELONE

I brought a change of clothes and some personal items.

I'll allow it, but... Watch yourself counselor

- Where is he? - The Downtown Lodge in Northeast.

I don't know why I'm agreeing to this.

- Do Code Reds still happen here? -Jo, he doesn't need to answer that.

We believe it did, sir.

This is Lieutenant Commander Galloway with the JAG Corps in Washington.

A moment ago you said that you ordered Lieutenant Kendrick...

You heard what I said. Did Lieutenant Kendrick order you guys...

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Captain, I'd like to request that it be me who's the attorney-

The Mavs lost because they had no honor And God was watching

I'm gonna have me a bowl of Shreddies

so that I can go home in six months...

don't go for it.

Really? That's great!

That's all you did.

I thought this Code Red shit wasn't going on anymore.

You're a lousy frickin hockey player Vladimir

- No more questions. - The witness is excused.

They tortured and tormented a weaker kid!

at no time was his health in danger.

- What's a garden variety Code Red? - Sir?

NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANSS BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY BAD.

- That's it? That's the plan? - That's the plan.

Your boy is going down, Donnie. Can’t stop that anymore.

Can you speak slowly?

The court will wait for an answer

- For the file. - Yeah.

You have to ask the Yeti nicely

and the rag was pushed too far down, is it possible that my cells...

executing a routine order they never believed would result in harm?

and testify for the record that they were given an order.

God forbid our clients decide to plead not guilty...

your lack of acknowledgement of this court as a proper authority.

I was talking to Sam.

I told the men that we had an informer among us...

All you did was weaken a country today bobby

and they are undisputed.

- Can't do it. - They called the ambulance.

Colonel Julius Alexander Randolph is presiding.

to find out what you can.

Danny, I'm sorry.

I'll see you around campus. I gotta go arrest Kendrick.

TAKE YOUR SEAT...COLONEL

where he offered information about Corporal Dawson's fence line shooting...

to begin burning sugar instead of oxygen?

- I know. - What did we do wrong?

Well, I think Jessupís gonna have his hands full today.

You want me on TA You need me on TA

You gotta ask me nicely

You shouldn't be an admin.

This court-martial is adjourned.

I was wondering if- How youíd feel about my taking you to dinner tonight?

Avenue, It's the big white house

The government will stipulate.

Are you feelin' It!? Blue Wave

Restricted from running distances over five miles for one week. "

a Lance Corporal Harold Dawson and a Private Louden Downey-

Don't get the president just yet.