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...who was also qualified to ride a motorcycle.
Exactly. They've turned us into a nation of wimpy...
She'll reject me, but for the rest of my life...
Okay, I'll give you that, but look at the vagina.
...but I've just never seen any reason to believe God exists.
#δ #ύ #λ #Γ
- Or whatever. - What do you mean?
- Stan. Stan, you okay? - Atheist!
I am awesome!
Oh, God. I pooed.
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria...... Ah, Deuteronomy.
You. You put him up to this?
Is that a spell?
Francine, how can this be true? What the hell's wrong with me?
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria Ah, Deuteronomy.
Sad magic.
Am I a loser? Because I don't have any friends.
You would be pissed if I forgot to give you this magic wand.
Dear Lord, I know this is all my fault. I was intolerant.
And we're both godless heathens. Wait, that's just you!
He's been working steadily for 46 years. No lull. No lull!
Look, I'm sorry, Stan...