Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, Brett, you know you've suffered some massive head trauma.

Hey, whatever it takes to put this whole thing behind us.

Now he's gonna burn in hell for all eternity.

If that's nothing but science, then why is it so damned romantic?

- When do you start? - This Saturday. I'd better start packing.

- What? - My spells defeated the Death Eaters.

You spent all your money trying to win a hat with antlers?

...you might like to hang out.

"Regular"? Oh, Steven. I am going to hurt you so bad.

Ah, Deuteronomy.

...when some crack whore throws you off her porch?

Just look at that sunset.

Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria...... Ahhhh, Deuteronomy

...who runs the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Brett, you're a Satanist. I could only be friends with you if you believed in...

Why don't you go bang on the door, let them know you're here?

Damn right. I think it's because they remind me of a better time...

My potions partner. You're my Ron Weasley.

Damn. I'm failing him. Some friend you are, Stan.

Yeah, I kind of thought you might say that.

The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team?

But it's completely explainable by natural laws.